W-WELL I'VE MOSTLY FAILED AT WRITING IT BUT :D the basic idea was that Humanrealworld!DAX was having a very bad day and was passing through wherever-Captain-and-ZEX-wound-up-after-escaping on a business trip or something... DAX in a tailored black suit guuuh *brain melts*... ANYWAY driving through or maybe trying to find a place to eat lunch or something, and he bumps into ZEX. And he goes "jhfakjhfkls T_T SIR WHY THE HELL DIDN'T YOU CALL ME WHEN YOU YOU GOT RELEASED I'm not crying with relief it's angry tears >|" and ZEX goes "... ;3? Sorry, do I know you? Mmm, he's pretty!" and after a couple minutes he figures out that this person was Max Vyer's DAX. Cue a mix of "OD DAX! Er, Dan!" (or whatever his name is) and "... eh? waitwhat? Does this mean that... that what they told me was real? No, no, it couldn't be, I have my beautiful Captain here to show that the universe I knew was real... but... D: " and poor notDAX being very confused but following ZEX back to his apartment and them having whatever food ZEX can fix without burning down the apartment AND THEN, INEVITABLY, SEX which Captain may/may not walk in on.
I'VE ONLY WRITTEN ABOUT TWENTY WORDS OF IT SO FAR in like the last month and a half BUT THE CONCEPT DELIGHTS ME

hahaha I CAN ONLY IMAGINE :B

OMG MST3K <3 *ignores the woooorld to watch*

OH OF COURSE NOT heeee XD NOR DID I. A WTF AWARD INDEED FOR ALL PARTICIPANTS especially Captain wtf. HOW DID THIS HAPPEN, CAPTAIN? I THOUGHT YOU WERE ALL ABOUT TALANA even if the past month or so of your life would've been nothing but stress and perpetual anticipation and killing things and watching your allies, and then your ship, explode and... okay. Maybe Cap'n was in dire need of some mellow and afterglow. BUT STILL WHUT.