It's a crime worth committing! Honest! She'll find something even shinier to distract him with, like... Uma Thurman. PROBLEM SOLVED.

What about women who can kick him through a wall? Does that count? Because that could be arranged. :x Out of love, of course.

ldkfj;dfgjl EXPERIENCE. THAT WORD AGAIN. Every time he says that, the muse just criiiinges. sdlf;jfgl THIS IS ONE NEW EXPERIENCE SHE'S OKAY WITH NOT TRYING.