SHE WOULD, AND GIVE A BUNCH OF GUYS A HARD-ON WHILE SHE DID IT. Because really, between the boob cannon and the stomach-vagina ray...

That and just by virtue of being himself. :[ Maybe if Junior commissioned a hamster ball from someone...just so long as Albedo promised to stay away from any stairs. XD

Yeah, it really is. Just a shame a lot of people hated/haven't played it.