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Still kind of in a prose-writing funk since coming back from my vacation, so I'm extending my hiatus to dinner shift and nightshift since I don't have any plans (OR IF I DID PUNCH ME AND I CAN... AT LEAST POST FOR THAT). :C

This affects Edward, Gabriel and Alaric.

- Hannah

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i will not miss you because it's not possible, since we're legit speaking right now lmao.

OR IS IT

I thought I raised you better than this, Hannah.

... what did I do now? ;_;

You failed your sacred oath as a damned roleplayer to tag, rain or shine, covered in puppies or recently bereaved of all kin.

You have forever stained your honour and mine.

...

Wait, what honor? :|a

It's okay, Hannah. I will be here.

Waiting.

For you.

Always.

...

unless you start avoiding me, it's not possible.

are you going to stop talking to me now too?

WOW I WOULD NEVER STOP TALKING TO YOU unless you told me to leave you alone. Then I would. ;_;

n i need you too much.

I am concerned now.

~~o-oh how raunchy, I'm a little embarrassed...~~

OKAY THEN I'LL CONTINUE TO WATCH YOU SLEEP FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE.

NO I HAVE A PHOBIA OF PEOPLE WATCHING ME SLEEP NOT EVEN GOING TO LIE.

... wow I'm trying to be romantic and you RUINED IT. :'(

Also I wish Bella did because that would have made that scene so awesomely hilarious.

THERE IS NOTHING ROMANTIC ABOUT WATCHING SOMEONE SLEEP AT NIGHT THAT'S JUST SCARY!

oh god she would have thrown all of her belongings at him ngl. blanket fort is go.

IT'S SUPER ROMANTIC HDU EDWARD WENT TO ROMANCE SCHOOL IN 1937 HE KNOWS.

What if he creeped into her blanket fort. She looks up and all she sees is little glowing gold eyes peeking out from the darkest corner... :c

WE DEMAND TO SEE HIS DIPLOMA THEN.

depends on what level of relationship they were in. if it was near engagement making out would commence. if right before the meadow she'd headbutt him and break her ... face.

WOW I DIDN'T SAY HE GRADUATED...

... okay I want to see Bella headbutt him in the face. Can this happen somehow. Preferably without her breaking her face.

WELL IT SHOWS IF HE THINKS WATCHING HER WHILE SHE SLEEPS IS ROMANTIC.

.... she'd have no reason to headbutt him in the face. unless he surprises her or something and her reaction is HIYAAA HEADBUTT or something. then they can both whine about smacking noses or something.

NO ONE APPRECIATES A GOOD SOLID STALKING ANYMORE. ;_;

Can she yell HIYAAA HEADBUTT when she does it. And look, I'm gonna find a reason. I need this in my life.

NO, NOT REALLY, NO. ESPECIALLY THIS GIRL.

uh no. maybe she'll do it mentally. she'd be too embarrassed. in fact, she'd probably be horribly embarrassed about headbutting him in the face. especially when she starts tearing up after smacking her nose.

RUUUUDE HE EVEN BROUGHT OIL. THIS IS A LOT OF EFFORT YOU KNOW.

But it'd be cute come on. :C He would think it was adorable.

.... w .... what is the oil for ....

he thinks everything she does is adorable. ; A ; but it could jappen, if maybe one night he pops up on her waiting for him. then she'd be all HIYAAA - OW OH GOD

... nothing.

THIS IS GOING TO HAPPEN GDI

..... should we be worried.

BUT HER POOR NOSEEEEE.

NO OF COURSE NOT. :))

HER NOSE WILL BE FINE HIS HEAD ISN'T THAT HARD.

.... be gentle. we are innocent snowflakes~

... to be honest she wouldn't even reach his face. she'd reach like his. chest lmao. headbutt him in the chest.

GENTLE IS MY MIDDLE NAME.

... ;A; so cute. She could push him over like a puppy.

snort that's a lie considering you like it rough.

... she'd headbutt him and fall back like a puppy smacking into a screen, if that's what you mean.

omg shut up don't tell everyone that.

THAT WORKS TOO *A*

pretty sure it's known information considering we make out in public constantly. just saying.

she'd be so embarrassed oh man. oh maaaaannnnn. her poor noseeeee.

SHHHHH NO ONE HAS TO KNOW.

HER NOSE IS FINE OK CHILL ABOUT HER NOSE.

EVERYONE KNOWS, HANNAH. EVERYONE KNOWS OUR BUSINESS.

;_; fine. HER PRIDE. HER POOR PRIIIIIDE.

NOOOOOO WE'RE SECRETIVE SOMETIMES.

Pride? :|a

this is true. since we have. secret. messages. *~*~*~*~*~

.... are you saying bella has no pride?

Darn tootin'. >:C

WOW NO I'M NOT SAYING THAT

WOW OKAY GRANDPA.

good because then i;d have to fight you. and i'm a dirty fighter.

RUUUUUUUUUUUUUUDE.

I know you are. :C I know who to pick my fights with okay.

you just said darn tootin'. there is no excuse for that.

:E i'm a biter.

I do what I want.

I know. B)

i will fix your vocabulary yet.

YEAH YOU DO wait ... <:|

Fix it how...

HUEHUEHUEHUE B)

let's just say i'm super awesome at conditioning people. super awesome.

iyaaa i thought we were not letting everyone know our business~

That sounds like manipulation to me.

WELL YOU'RE OBVIOUSLY BAD AT SECRETS, SO...

well, i am awesome at manipulating people. :)

... BITCH I AM A PRO AT SECRETS. I AM THE BEST SECRET KEEPER IN THE WORLD FUCK YOU.

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