Locke, you ask? Don't get me started. Well, I suppose that seeing him throw a fit because his emotional stability depends on his bandana or get in trouble with the nurses due to his rather loose notion of private property might provide an amusing diversion, and that his thie— I mean, treasure hunting skills might come in useful during nightshift, I'm sure.

However, one of the last things I did before finding myself here was to ask him to, er, retrieve some artifacts of a delicate nature, and he'll hear it from me if he dares show his face in here instead of finishing his task!