Bah val-bug?

[bigshotbarret.livejournal.com]

Happy fuckin' Valentines' Day. To all those who don't have anyone this year, like myself, I praise you for being strong enough to survive on your own and not needing some jackass shoving flowers and candies up your ass trying to make you forget how much of a douchebag he/she really is.

To those who have someone 'special', I hope your lover pees in your cereal Wednesday morning.

Mother fuckers.

Comments

[subversive.livejournal.com]

That was so hot.

[subversive.livejournal.com]

Also, GIP!

[bigshotbarret.livejournal.com]

Hawt like yer mom.

[reunion.livejournal.com]

DX

[1imited-edition.livejournal.com]

For the cynics there's always the Saint Valentine's Day Massacre, the alternative holiday where we dwell on the callousness of mankind.

Do they have post-Valentine's-day sales on chocolate? Because that would totally legitimize the holiday in my eyes.

[sasuke-of-sound.livejournal.com]

WALMART DOES. :D

Then again, Wal-Mart has sales on candy after every major holiday. .___.

[dolphin-king.livejournal.com]

Eh?

[burningvigor.livejournal.com]

Just what I'd expect from Barret. XD;

[bigshotbarret.livejournal.com]

SOMEONE GETS IT! JESUS I LOVE YOU.

[synthesize.livejournal.com]

I AM SPENDING VALENTINE'S DAY BLEEDING FROM THE CROTCH.

Because nothing says I LOVE YOU like physical proof of not being pregnant.

WOO.

[bigshotbarret.livejournal.com]

HAHA, I start mine today. CAN YOU BELIEVE IT?

[damn-legends.livejournal.com]

I want to Metaquote this.

[bigshotbarret.livejournal.com]

Permission granted ;)

[fireholly.livejournal.com]

Did! (http://community.livejournal.com/metaquotes/5856207.html)

[synthesize.livejournal.com]

I can't believe most of the comments over there are of the "OH MY GOD WHY ARE YOU SO MEEEEEEEEEEEEEAN :(" variety. PEOPLE ON MQ ARE SUPPOSED TO HAVE A SENSE OF HUMOR. WTF.

[bigshotbarret.livejournal.com]

Whoa, that's totally retarded. The post was meant as a joke, geez. I think Barret seriously needs to cuss some bitches out for real.

[thehellismycar.livejournal.com]

Amen.

[nijiironohako.livejournal.com]

Aww, let the poor loved up bastards glow gloriously in their delusion. They'll hurt when it ends. Just be patient.

*Honestly isn't really that cynical. Sort of. Well, not in such a nasty way XD*

[bigshotbarret.livejournal.com]

I WANT THEM ALL TO SUFFER. >.

[nijiironohako.livejournal.com]

They will, friend. They will.

Sadly, this means they will all become suber-d00ber-uber-emo (::insert strange little symbols that have more meaning than logical people can comprehend::) and write bad poetry and sing at open mic nights. So the rest of us will suffer also. But it'll be worth it. Hearts don't heal all that good and the masses can throw things at the stage. Hah.

[tartaros-avatar.livejournal.com]

Nothing better than a corporate holiday for more social pressure on the populous to drive themselves to a nervous breakdown over selecting the proper meaningless (and expensive) gift.

Well, not really. But the best gift I got today was waking up to find school canceled :D

[bigshotbarret.livejournal.com]

No shit. I'm expecting a fight between my parents today because my dad got the wrong flowers even though her taste seems to change every few months.

[theladyfeylene.livejournal.com]

But....but.... I thought I was your Valentine! ;)

[katsu]

For Valentine's Day, I have a calculus III exam. Does that make you feel better? :-)

[not-a-savior.livejournal.com]

*laughing her ass off at the metaquotes thread.*

I WANT SEPHIROTH TO COME PEE IN MY WHEATIES. D:

[bigshotbarret.livejournal.com]

HE JUST MIGHT! WE HAVE HIM NOW