damned_lounge | (no subject)

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA IT IS VALENTINE'S DAY OH HO HO HO HO

GET IT GET IT

oh my god i am so sorry

.....*FACEPALMS*

SCREW YOU GUYS, I DO WHAT I WANT

Not on my watch!

WHUTEVA

YOU CAN BE MY VALENTINE ANYTIME

;DDDDDDDD

PIX PLZ

NICE LIPS

BOTOX BITCH

BOTOX DOESN'T GIVE YOU NICE LIPS

IT ELIMINATES FINE LINES AND WRINKLES

DUH

WELL I DON'T NEED IT SO I WOULDN'T FUCKING KNOW NOW WOULD I

ALL NATURAL ALL THE TIME

EXCEPT THE ARM THING

OH AND THE EYES

AND THE RANDOM MUTATIONS AND MORPHS

GO TURN INTO A BAT, DRACULA

...:(

THAT'S NOT WHAT YOUR MOM SAID LAST NIGHT

CAUSE SHE WAS TOO BUSY FUCKING MY FATHER

YOU WERE A TEST-TUBE BABY

STALKER STALKER STALKER

I'LL TEST YOUR TUBE

I TESTED YOUR TUBE LAST NIGHT

IT WAS SUBPAR

ONLY IN YOUR HOTTEST DREAMS

EW

WHICH IS OF COURSE WHY YOU CAN'T GET HOT SCIENTIST-LADY ASS AND I CAN

MISERABLE FAILURE

IT'S FROM YOUR ASS

VALENTINE'S DAY SPAM TIME??????????

DUDE IF YOU'RE GONNA SHOW CHICKS

[ ] TITS
[ ] GTFO

AW HELL NO

DO THESE LOOK LIKE CHICKS TO YOU?!

.......Point taken.

OH IN-FUCKING-DEED

You are made of awesome.

*head x desk*

OH INDEED

*gets it* *giggles*

I admit... I LOL'd.

I DUN GET IT.

srsly?