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Oktoberfest '08 Entry: L'Chaim!! by Souji
Title: L'Chaim!!
Author: Souji
Word Count: I don't know.
Rating: PG at most... It's a musical number for goodness sake.
Characters: Two unnamed OCs, Head Nurse Lydia, and Head Doctor Martin Landel
Summary: Landel is having a bit of fun at the expense of his funders. Oh, the things we do for money...
Notes: I AM SO SORRY!!! This is crack. Nothing but crack. MUSICAL crack. Yes, MUSICAL CRACK. My apologies to EVERYONE! I wish I had written something of substance, but I have this instead. Please forgive me.
Also, L'Chaim/To Life (located in the link inside) is not mine. Fiddler On The Roof is not mine. I am just playing and having a bit of fun. Happy Halloween?
“Doctor,” Nurse Lydia stepped into the office of Martin Landel, Head of Landel’s Hospital for the Mentally Illand occasional wanna-be deity with a professional smile and polite tone.
It was wonderful how easily some people were trained.
“Yes?”
“The gentlemen from the Institute are here to see you.” The doctor looked at his clock and blinked. My, how time did fly.
“Wonderful. I’ll meet them in the morgue.”
Martin Landel, Head of Landel’s Hospital, had to do many unpleasant things to keep up the pretense of being legitimate in the eyes of the medical community at large….
He could still have a bit of fun with this.
Two men were waiting outside the doors to the morgue with frowns. He opened his arms in welcome.
“Thank you for coming on short notice gentlemen.”
“Doctor Landel, this is highly irregular, but you said you had a sudden breakthrough?”
“Of course. If you will follow me…”
He led them into the cold room.
######START MUSIC SONG HERE(To Life is the name of the song. Play it while reading for a feel of the beat...or something)#######
Gentleman 1: “Good god, are these human cadavers?”
Landel: ”Indeed they are.”
Gentleman 2: ”What on EARTH do you intend to do with them?”
###singing now####
Landel: “To life, to life, I’ll bring them. I’ll bring all these dead men to life. I’ve found a way for surviving them.”
G1: “Really reviving them?”
Landel: “I can do it! To life, to life, I bring them. I really do bring them to life. I have a genius with chemicals-“
G2: *as an aside* “-also polemical-“
Landel: *indignant* “Yes, its true there’s been strife!”
G1: “This is really the most shocking thing I’ve ever heard, and I have heard a few!”
Landel: “Oh it’s really not too shocking if you were a dead man you might like it too! To life, to life, I’ll bring them. With one small injection, LIKE THIS!” *injects a covered corpse with something*
G2: *eager* “Think of it Doctor, we’ll never die, live for forever.”
G1: *disturbed* “My.”
Landel: “’Cause I bring them to life!”
SPOKEN:
G2: ”Well, I must say this is amazing.”
Landel: ”I began experimenting on small animals of various kinds, and perfected a solution which reanimates dead tissue. Do you see?”
G1: *hesitant* ”Yes.”
Landel: ”When I was sure my solutions worked, I began to test it on human subjects. Here!”
G1: ”Hmmm…. That is fascinating.”
Landel: ”And in the end I was even able to convince Dr. Doyle that my methods were sound.”
*body of Alec Doyle sits up*
Landel: ”And here he is.”
###singing again##
Zombie!Doyle: “to life to life, he brought me.”
Landel: “I brought Dr. Doyle to life. Of course, I first had to kill the man, with an ingenious plan.”
Zombie!Doyle: *upset* “You just stabbed me!”
Landel: “Okay, it’s true. I stabbed him. I stabbed him but brought him to life. He has no reason to want to live, I do, it’s yours to give money here or your life!
G2: “Oh my Doctor Landel, you truly astound me with such power once reserved for God!”
G1: “I know I should say no to this, my god man, can’t you see that Landel should face a firing squad?”
All (but G1): TO LIFE TO LIFE WE’LL BRING IT
G2: “We’ll do it!”
Landel: “-for better-“
G1: *dubious* “-or worse…”
ALL (but G1): AND IF THAT LIFE HAS NO QUALITY, STILL THERE’S THE QUANTITY. WE WILL BRING IT ….. TO LIFE!
**Other bodies in morgue get up and begin to dance and sing**
Zombie!Doyle: die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die~~~ die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die~~~
ALL ZOMBIES: die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die ~~~~ die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die ~~~~
Zombie!Doyle: *Nonsensical vocalizations and then…* death is sweet to some but not us. dance, and know that even death may wither and die!!
ZOMBIES: *dancing* ha ha ha ha –death will surly come for you- ha ha ha
Zombie!Doyle: Ha! Dance and know that even death may wither and die!!!
ZOMBIES DANCE AND TURN ON BOTH GENTLEMEN, RENDING THEM LIMB FROM LIMB. MUCH BLOOD AND GORE
Zombies: EVEN LIFE ETERNAL IS NOT LONG ENOUGH TO SEE ALL THE FOLLY AND DISPAIR THAT LANDEL NOW WILL BRING!!
Zombie!Doyle and others: *vocalizations that degenerate into screaming and pain-filled sounds while Landel looks on and laughs*
HEY!
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Martin Landel started awake and had a brief moment of confusion. Reaching up, he pulled away a piece of paper that had gotten stuck to his cheek (must have been the paper. Martin Landel did NOT drool) and looked around. A dream? He sighed and shook his head, trying to clear it as he put his desk back into order.
Nurse Lydia knocked at the door and stepped in. “Doctor? The men from the Institude will be here shortly.”
He looked up at the woman. “Thank you Nurse. That will be … wait.” She frowned and looked at the good doctor in curiosity. Martin smiled. “Do you like musicals? I hear they’re doing a revival of Fiddler on the Roof in town and I would very much enjoy the pleasure of your company…..”
*is torn apart by the undead* X.X
Author: Souji
Word Count: I don't know.
Rating: PG at most... It's a musical number for goodness sake.
Characters: Two unnamed OCs, Head Nurse Lydia, and Head Doctor Martin Landel
Summary: Landel is having a bit of fun at the expense of his funders. Oh, the things we do for money...
Notes: I AM SO SORRY!!! This is crack. Nothing but crack. MUSICAL crack. Yes, MUSICAL CRACK. My apologies to EVERYONE! I wish I had written something of substance, but I have this instead. Please forgive me.
Also, L'Chaim/To Life (located in the link inside) is not mine. Fiddler On The Roof is not mine. I am just playing and having a bit of fun. Happy Halloween?
“Doctor,” Nurse Lydia stepped into the office of Martin Landel, Head of Landel’s Hospital for the Mentally Ill
It was wonderful how easily some people were trained.
“Yes?”
“The gentlemen from the Institute are here to see you.” The doctor looked at his clock and blinked. My, how time did fly.
“Wonderful. I’ll meet them in the morgue.”
Martin Landel, Head of Landel’s Hospital, had to do many unpleasant things to keep up the pretense of being legitimate in the eyes of the medical community at large….
He could still have a bit of fun with this.
Two men were waiting outside the doors to the morgue with frowns. He opened his arms in welcome.
“Thank you for coming on short notice gentlemen.”
“Doctor Landel, this is highly irregular, but you said you had a sudden breakthrough?”
“Of course. If you will follow me…”
He led them into the cold room.
######START MUSIC SONG HERE(To Life is the name of the song. Play it while reading for a feel of the beat...or something)#######
Gentleman 1: “Good god, are these human cadavers?”
Landel: ”Indeed they are.”
Gentleman 2: ”What on EARTH do you intend to do with them?”
###singing now####
Landel: “To life, to life, I’ll bring them. I’ll bring all these dead men to life. I’ve found a way for surviving them.”
G1: “Really reviving them?”
Landel: “I can do it! To life, to life, I bring them. I really do bring them to life. I have a genius with chemicals-“
G2: *as an aside* “-also polemical-“
Landel: *indignant* “Yes, its true there’s been strife!”
G1: “This is really the most shocking thing I’ve ever heard, and I have heard a few!”
Landel: “Oh it’s really not too shocking if you were a dead man you might like it too! To life, to life, I’ll bring them. With one small injection, LIKE THIS!” *injects a covered corpse with something*
G2: *eager* “Think of it Doctor, we’ll never die, live for forever.”
G1: *disturbed* “My.”
Landel: “’Cause I bring them to life!”
SPOKEN:
G2: ”Well, I must say this is amazing.”
Landel: ”I began experimenting on small animals of various kinds, and perfected a solution which reanimates dead tissue. Do you see?”
G1: *hesitant* ”Yes.”
Landel: ”When I was sure my solutions worked, I began to test it on human subjects. Here!”
G1: ”Hmmm…. That is fascinating.”
Landel: ”And in the end I was even able to convince Dr. Doyle that my methods were sound.”
*body of Alec Doyle sits up*
Landel: ”And here he is.”
###singing again##
Zombie!Doyle: “to life to life, he brought me.”
Landel: “I brought Dr. Doyle to life. Of course, I first had to kill the man, with an ingenious plan.”
Zombie!Doyle: *upset* “You just stabbed me!”
Landel: “Okay, it’s true. I stabbed him. I stabbed him but brought him to life. He has no reason to want to live, I do, it’s yours to give money here or your life!
G2: “Oh my Doctor Landel, you truly astound me with such power once reserved for God!”
G1: “I know I should say no to this, my god man, can’t you see that Landel should face a firing squad?”
All (but G1): TO LIFE TO LIFE WE’LL BRING IT
G2: “We’ll do it!”
Landel: “-for better-“
G1: *dubious* “-or worse…”
ALL (but G1): AND IF THAT LIFE HAS NO QUALITY, STILL THERE’S THE QUANTITY. WE WILL BRING IT ….. TO LIFE!
**Other bodies in morgue get up and begin to dance and sing**
Zombie!Doyle: die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die~~~ die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die~~~
ALL ZOMBIES: die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die ~~~~ die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die ~~~~
Zombie!Doyle: *Nonsensical vocalizations and then…* death is sweet to some but not us. dance, and know that even death may wither and die!!
ZOMBIES: *dancing* ha ha ha ha –death will surly come for you- ha ha ha
Zombie!Doyle: Ha! Dance and know that even death may wither and die!!!
ZOMBIES DANCE AND TURN ON BOTH GENTLEMEN, RENDING THEM LIMB FROM LIMB. MUCH BLOOD AND GORE
Zombies: EVEN LIFE ETERNAL IS NOT LONG ENOUGH TO SEE ALL THE FOLLY AND DISPAIR THAT LANDEL NOW WILL BRING!!
Zombie!Doyle and others: *vocalizations that degenerate into screaming and pain-filled sounds while Landel looks on and laughs*
HEY!
*
*
*
*
*
*
*
*
*
*
Martin Landel started awake and had a brief moment of confusion. Reaching up, he pulled away a piece of paper that had gotten stuck to his cheek (must have been the paper. Martin Landel did NOT drool) and looked around. A dream? He sighed and shook his head, trying to clear it as he put his desk back into order.
Nurse Lydia knocked at the door and stepped in. “Doctor? The men from the Institude will be here shortly.”
He looked up at the woman. “Thank you Nurse. That will be … wait.” She frowned and looked at the good doctor in curiosity. Martin smiled. “Do you like musicals? I hear they’re doing a revival of Fiddler on the Roof in town and I would very much enjoy the pleasure of your company…..”
*is torn apart by the undead* X.X
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IF LANDEL EVER WANTED TO REALLY RULE THE WORLD, HE'D MAKE DAMNED A MUSICAL.