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Hungry vamps and adoptions

So, who wants to have their pup's blood sucked by one of their fellow prisoners this nightshift?

Yeah, you guessed it, I've got a vampire who will be on the prowl again, and he's got plenty of time to spare on finding dinner. Aka: he has a pretty bad injury and needs some num nums to tide him over. Any volunteers? I'M MORE THAN HAPPY TO HELP ACQUAINT NEW CHARACTERS TO THE WAYS OF LANDEL'S, AT THAT. :D? What screams fun like a vampire attack, am I right?

Anyway, since his main priority is mowing people over before they can get a good look at him, he'd be looking for loners, the kind easy to take down. Young girls are a preference, but guys ~~who aren't butt ugly~~ work, too.

In short, if your character is basically human, then you're eligible. U-UM, I HOPE SOMEONE (OR A COUPLE OF SOMEONES) IS INTERESTED. It'll be a good time, promise. D:

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Kon would love to spend the night with ~~boobies~~, I mean Tsubaki. If it won't make her go running the other way when their lunch date comes 'round. *cough* He would totally try to cop a feel. I know I'm a bad person but I don't care. Don't let your virginity haunt you forever Tsubaki! Let Superboy show you the light!

Kon and Aidou could bond over how pretty they both are. Hell if they got on well enough Kon might even volunteer as a food source.

~~Boobs are the way of the future.~~ Hee, she wouldn't mind at all, mostly because she's too nice, and Kon's already injured... She's going up to the second floor experiment floor to help take care of the MU people, so he could break down doors and be a hero? AND COP FEELS, OF COURSE. Though Tsubaki would just swat him away a few times and try to ignore him. >_>

Their ego-feeding would totally suffocate half of Landel's, it'd be grand. Aidou might even be willing to acknowledge another male's good looks if his are. :| AND THEN HE'D HAVE TO GO SHOW KON HOW IT'S DONE WHEN FLIRTING WITH WOMEN.

That would work, I was figuring Kon would be heading to the upper floors because the bad guys are always at the top, right? They could run into each other. Any opportunity to impress and grope a girl...

Oh Kon would most definitely acknowledge Aidou's good looks. Then they could compete over who can pick up women best?

HAHAHA IT'S LIKE HE'S LIVING IN A VIDEO GAME. Final boss is at the top of the tower, fo realz. Hell, they could meet anywhere in between, Tsubaki's pretty easy to flag down.

Just watch her be like, "OH NO, THE APOCALYPSE HAS COME EARLY," upon finding out who Kon is. ♥

GOOD GOD SUPERBOY WILL BE MAKING BFFS OF TWO OF MY CHARACTERS. It'll be a fun time. XD

It's exactly like a video game! You have to got through all the little monsters until you reach the boss at the end. And then ride off into the sunset with the girl.

While when Kon realises who she is he'll be 'So about your little virgin problem? It is night and we are all alone. We got time for a little bow chicka wow wow.' Fortunately being a hero comes before getting nookie otherwise there would be no hope for poor Tsubaki's sanity.

Kon loves making friends with pretty people! The more the better! And friends with benefits are even better!

... BOW CHICKA WOW WOW. *dead* The muse cries a little inside. Or a lot. Definitely a lot. SHE CANNOT COMPUTE THIS.

And now, you know, Kon totally has to get beat up by some monster, so then Tsubaki can be his heroine and quite gently tell him she'd rather not ride off into the sunset with him, BUT NO OFFENSE, SINCE THEY ONLY JUST MET--

Obviously he should start his own personal harem. It could be a new Landel's club.

But she saved him! That means it's love! Just wait till she gets to know him! She can ride him off into the sunset if she'd prefer?

'Superboy's Angels'? Or the Superboy fan club. He'd totally start that and then offer himself to every member.

sldfjk;f LOL LOVE. I don't know anything about Kon's canon, but from what I've seen of him in Damned, I wonder if he can even tell there's a difference between 'hormonal lust' and 'any affection that goes beyond that'.

... And yeah, I kind of admit, once Tsubaki spends some time with him, she'll probably grow pretty fond of him. :| SIGH, THE GIRL WINDS UP GROWING ATTACHED TO ALL THE HYPERACTIVE ONES.

*dies laughing* He'd be like the incentive for new members. Join, and you get fifteen minutes of my time! (Or my body!)

Well uh, Kon and lust are very good friends and it's really not helped by the fact he gets attached to people really quickly. Seriously, his first girlfriend was one of the first people he met (when he was about a day old) and she only caught his attention at all 'cause she was hot. If you ever want to read the comics Kon appears in I'm always happy to share!

Heh heh heh. But Kon needs someone to keep an eye out for him. He's just a teensy bit oblivious. He'd eventually stop coming onto her... OK I lie but it's affectionate perving!

Exactly! Who wouldn't want a chance at his sexy body? Unless they're old or ugly, in which case they can have an autograph.

Dude, I want to liken him to a lovesick puppy, and yet he's more like your typical teenage pervert. :| EXACTLY HOW MANY GIRLFRIENDS HAS HE HAD, 30? And once I get an external hard drive, I'd be happy to take you up on that. I've run out of damn space downloading other things that were recced to me, so now I'm like OH GOD I NEED A HIATUS FROM FUN THINGS, in a vain attempt to stave off a computer crash. XO

In other words, he needs a more MATURE, REASONABLE ~~babysitter~~ companion. Well, Tsubaki is very used to this, it'd probably even ease her homesickness. *shot* Though if she were feeling sneaky enough, she'd pretend to point out that if she really WAS interested, she'd be turned off by all the flirting he does with others. THERE'D BE A LECTURE ABOUT BEING A PLAYBOY IN THERE SOMEWHERE.

... LOL, what constitutes ugly? Yet at the same time, most of Landel's is made up of smoking hot characters, so it's kinda moot. HAHAHA.

He really is just the typical horny teenager except he's also famous and was for a while there pretty rich too. Lets him get away with lots more. Honestly, Kon hasn't had many steady girlfriends except when you realise that he's only two. In which case he's had a lot!

*pets own external hard drive* Yeah, my computer would've died long ago without mine. There's just too much fun stuff in the world.

So playing the babysitter to a pervert is business as usual for Tsubaki? Well, anything to make her feel at home! *snort* Kon's not a playboy! How could she call him that? He only made out with other women on live television, in front of his girlfriend a few times!

Ummm, ugly = old and wrinkly I guess. In Landel's there's only one or two people he won't hit on. But I'm Tsubaki will hold a special place in his heart!

You know what they say, it's always the flirts that fall the hardest. :| If Kon ever meets his special someone in Damned, I'll laugh. LAUGH.

And yeah, sadly, it is. Only said pervert is still young enough that he's more interested in training and BECOMING GREATER THAN GOD than in his partner's womanly curves, even though he does attempt to spy on her in the bath sometimes. KON IS A MORE DANGEROUS FOE. She's going to have to study up on her 'how to stop groping' techniques.

BECAUSE OH NO, KON'S NOT A PLAYBOY AT ALL. Obviously not. XD Why, he's the very definition of restraint and monogamy.

Or if they're crazy sociopaths who liked to stab people they go to bed with, IDK. D: At least Kon has plenty of other fish in the sea to flirt with. (Tsubaki will be over there --->, carefully removing herself from the line of fire.)

How could he NOT appreciate her curves? Never fear! Kon will make sure she never feels neglected! She will also need to study how to avoid telekinetic groping which may be somewhat more difficult.

Monogamy? He's heard that word somewhere before and restraint is what you call bondage, right?

Stabbing during sex is bad. Beating on him beforehand though? HOT! Aww come on! He's only trying to keep Tsubaki safe from the Aquila by making sure she's not a target anymore. What's wrong with that?

... Tsubaki weeps. It's okay... to let her be neglected... she likes blending into the background? >_> REALLY. NO NEED TO EXPEND EFFORT ON HER.

Sigh, Kon, sigh. YOU'LL LEARN ONE DAY. And hopefully the hard way, so that the lesson sticks. :|

I-I don't see the difference, because WHAT, masochism. I guess that means Kon has a fetish for being dominated? Am I right? Needs a firm hand to keep him in line? :| :| Also, Tsubaki weeps more. The line of logic burns her soul. She never wants to admit Kon might have a point.

There's no way Kon could possibly ignore such a gorgeous, intelligent ~~well endowed~~ figure of femininity! It would be a crime!

The only way the lesson would stick was if it was forcefully driven home. Maybe if he gets enough people smacking him upside the head he'll learn?

He certainly likes women who can and will put him through a wall. One of the side effects of being invulnerable. Likes to be dominated + needs someone who's strong enough to control him (and beat him down when necessary).

It's for her own good! (He promises she'll enjoy the experience too.)

It's a crime worth committing! Honest! She'll find something even shinier to distract him with, like... Uma Thurman. PROBLEM SOLVED.

What about women who can kick him through a wall? Does that count? Because that could be arranged. :x Out of love, of course.

ldkfj;dfgjl EXPERIENCE. THAT WORD AGAIN. Every time he says that, the muse just criiiinges. sdlf;jfgl THIS IS ONE NEW EXPERIENCE SHE'S OKAY WITH NOT TRYING.

Really distracting would be Tsubaki AND Uma Thurman. Together. Just so long as he can watch.

Hell yes! Kick his ass, hold him down and demonstrate their love! He will be a happy, obedient little clone.

You know now I have to make a point of mentioning Kon's experience as much as possible. He promises he could show her many new experiences. And they'd be very memorable experiences. If she really enjoys the experience he's happy to demonstrate his experience as many times as is necessary to make the experience really worthwhile.

*Is going to be throttled at this rate*

HAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA--

Yeah, Tsubaki's going to turn out to be his master of entertainment, isn't she. :| Out of self-defense, she'll keep trying to bring him even shinier men and women, and he won't have to do anything. He'll be buried in other distractions at this rate.

sdlkfj;fdljgKFJSD:LFKJD SHE WILL HAVE A STROKE. OR POSSIBLY A HEART ATTACK. Or just blush too much to be healthy. We've discovered that word is highly sensitive and embarrassing. SHE DOES NOT WANT TO KNOW HOW EXPERIENCED KON IS. OR HOW THAT COULD POSSIBLY RELATE TO HER. BAW.

*but the mun gives you thumbs up?*

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