Hungry vamps and adoptions

[blind-nights.livejournal.com]

So, who wants to have their pup's blood sucked by one of their fellow prisoners this nightshift?

Yeah, you guessed it, I've got a vampire who will be on the prowl again, and he's got plenty of time to spare on finding dinner. Aka: he has a pretty bad injury and needs some num nums to tide him over. Any volunteers? I'M MORE THAN HAPPY TO HELP ACQUAINT NEW CHARACTERS TO THE WAYS OF LANDEL'S, AT THAT. :D? What screams fun like a vampire attack, am I right?

Anyway, since his main priority is mowing people over before they can get a good look at him, he'd be looking for loners, the kind easy to take down. Young girls are a preference, but guys who aren't butt ugly work, too.

In short, if your character is basically human, then you're eligible. U-UM, I HOPE SOMEONE (OR A COUPLE OF SOMEONES) IS INTERESTED. It'll be a good time, promise. D:

Comments

[blind-nights.livejournal.com]

_{I'm sorry, Yuffie, he's so racist. :| But he still loves you. Or loved you. Or whatever. Aidou is firmly against nut kicking, because fffff, he works hard at being androgynous, you know. BUT EVEN IF NOT WHILE HE'S PROWLING LIKE A VILLAIN, THEY SHOULD STILL MEET UP.}

Ugh, it so is. It's a total mystery. IT'S JUST SOMETHING ABOUT YOU, DAMNED. Or maybe just having the chance to post requests like this and be a douche to characters from multiple characters, LAWL.

[thatdamnedninja.livejournal.com]

Yuffie wants a divorce. :| She's ttly for nut kicking, though, especially when it comes to people being PERVY and CREEPY. ♥ AND YEAH, THEY DEFINITELY NEED TO MEET UP, whether for vampire-fun-tiems or... Aidou being a peacock or whatever. |D; She can puncture holes in his ego.

Requests like this are fun. Why do I have a thing for being totally mean to my character? :< THOUGH I will readily admit that evil = awesome. Yes.

[blind-nights.livejournal.com]

_{Aidou whiiiines. How cruel. WHY MUST YOU DENY HIS GREATNESS? WHY?}

Characters from multiple characters? YES, YES THAT'S RIGHT. More like 'fandoms', but you know. The mindfuck is the best part of Damned, I say. That, and public showers, of course. I MEAN WHAT.

[itsabere.livejournal.com]

She denies his greatness because clearly, she is BETTER than him! And also because he's acting like a kicked puppy. That too.

AGREED. Ahahaha, the public showers, though... I'd have a bunch more fun with 'em if they were co-ed, but alas! It is not to be.

[blind-nights.livejournal.com]

_{He's happy to say she's great! For a ninja, because secretly, he finds ninja to be silly and so proclaiming her the queen wouldn't prick his own ego.}

OH GOD CO-ED SHOWERS. That would be... chaotic. But also pretty awesome, considering all the hormones flying around in the joint. LOL GET YOUR RAPE WHISTLES OUT.