RE: Megatron Hiatus.

[oil-connoisseur.livejournal.com]

Bloody hell, what cruel fate is this? I think it was nearly the night after I stuck Megatron on hiatus that there were suddenly zombies about! I wailed. Oh, how I wailed. To get my kicks in other ways, I tried to recreate zombie-fun by chasing a Megatron toy with adorable plushies, but somehow, the effect was sorely lacking. (Ultimately far creepier than the zombies themselves, too.) The Megatron toy only had three lines of dialogue to offer in response - one of which was maniacal laughter - so the scene ultimately felt rather repetitive and anti-climatic. Sigh.

Alas, I'm going to keep Megatron on hiatus for a bit longer – still figuring out health and uni. Who will win? One night, match to the death, coming to a stadium near you. I'm not sure when dayshift flips over, but I don't think he'll be back in time for the breakfast shift. I also think I need to go and watch some TFA again for a refresher course, but it is a tragic burden that I will have to bear with great hardship and misery. Not.

Hope you are all keeping yourselves in one piece, and enjoying the zombies! Remember, kids, this is the first time where getting a love bite is very, very bad. If you get bitten, talk to your nearest physician. Be warned he may bite you back.

Comments

[lady-angelina.livejournal.com]

B'awwwww... why must your hiatus posts be so awesomely worded? But yeah, take care of yourself. <3

[oil-connoisseur.livejournal.com]

I look back at it now and wish I could excuse it on alcohol or sugar, but alas, there was neither! Thank you! :D

[runner-up-robot.livejournal.com]

All I can say is, poor Lugnut.

That and, according to the Google Calender, the dayshift starts on Sunday. FYI

[oil-connoisseur.livejournal.com]

Agh, I'm such a dope, I'd forgotten about the Google Calender! Thanks so much!

[scarletspeedstr.livejournal.com]

Wait, you're not supposed to get bitten by them?!

.....oops. Um. Sorry Wally?

[oil-connoisseur.livejournal.com]

...I'm fairly sure this is considered character abuse! Ah, well, now that he has some claws he can fly! <-lame.

Is he Zombie!Bitten or Normal!Bitten? CAUSE. YOU KNOW. DON'T WANT TO GIVE BATS MORE TRAUMA.

[arc-wrench.livejournal.com]

Unfortunately, the nearest physician has just been killed via a woodworking tool to the brain. And hung up on a coat hook. Uh. Sorry guys.

[oil-connoisseur.livejournal.com]

As a wise and omnipotent man once said: "Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww."

Yet slightly awesome! Ow. Ow. Ow.

Bugger, sorry, the first time the comment didn't go through, tried again, suddenly there was two! THANKS, LJ.

[arc-wrench.livejournal.com]

It's actually the third zombie to get the coat hook treatment, one of which is still vaguely animate. With several nails through its head. HK thinks this is amazingly funny.