Un question pour les mods?

[offduty.livejournal.com]

Given that these guys are here right now, what sort of things (if any) is around in the Employee Locker Room, annnnd...also, what's its general layout? D:

Thanks.~

Comments

[theheirshinra.livejournal.com]

I'm kinda waiting to see that too before I post for Rufus. I'd rather him not be finding stuff that isn't there or if a body comes tumbling out of a locker.

[offduty.livejournal.com]

...

That might be interesting, if a body ends up falling into Shachou. D:

[theheirshinra.livejournal.com]

Funny considering I'm watching the International Bodyguard Championships on the television right now.

That might actually get Rufus close to a yelp, and with the luck he's been having lately, a body probably would thump right on him, one that looked like his father, PHead, or Sephiroth.

[offduty.livejournal.com]

There's such a thing as that? o_o;

:O That would be frickin' creepy, if PHead fell on Rufus. Then he'd really be scarred for life. Especially once he discovers that the real PHead is not dead and still out there.

[theheirshinra.livejournal.com]

Yup. They have various events such as driving, close combat, sniper protection, and the like. It looks painful to be the protect-ee in some of those. They just throw that poor guy to the ground and literally sit on him in some cases. There was another one where this small 5'3-5'2 female was in the Close Competition. She literally jumped up and kicked the 6'2 guy in the head who was attacking. I was impressed.

Or worse yet, a PHead weighted plushy that keeps ending up in his room no matter how many times he gets rid of it.

[extempore-x.livejournal.com]

XD That's awesome. I can't believe I've lived this long and never heard of that.

Dude, it'd be like Chucky, SH style. Though, you know, I'd really like a PHead plushy. ♥ But Rufus probably wouldn't.

[theheirshinra.livejournal.com]

I saw on The Most Extreme one night and had to go investigate. Turns out they do televise some parts of it.

I would too. I have a James plushy a friend made me as a joke that's hugging a little PHead plushy. It would be an evil PHead plushy that he'd swear kept moving and the staff would make him carry around, sort of like those ones you see people having to hold for stress release or get over fears. Something warped like that. He'd be 'accidentally' leaving it places onto to have it end up in the chair beside him or leaning up against the wall.

[continuum.livejournal.com]

♥

ZOMG, that sounds like so much love. :D Ahahah, oh man. That'd be the best thing ever.~ And then one day, PHead will be suddenly joined by a Sephiroth plushy.

[theheirshinra.livejournal.com]

It is pretty darn cute. The little PHead has his own little Great Knife with red on it.

Oh gods. Rufus would freak. He'd start claiming doll monsters were after him.

[continuum.livejournal.com]

;adjksa;slkdj It makes me happy just thinking about it. XD

And Reno would be all, o_0; My boss has lost it.

[theheirshinra.livejournal.com]

Martin says it makes him nervous, that the eyes under the PHead helmet follow him. I think he's full of it. I'm not even sure if there are eyes under it.

*snickers* But it would be hilarious. Everytime Rufus turned around, there's be this little plushy just staring up at him, arms open for a hug.

Wait, I shouldn't be giving the evil mods ideas.

[continuum.livejournal.com]

XD XD Well, I mean...if the lights are out...and there's a single lit candle...and it's thundering outside...and PHead is sitting. Right. There. Watching. A little less cute.

Kekeke, it so would. ♥ It'd be even better if its arms were open, but it was still holding its sword in one hand. XD HUG ME I WON'T STAB YOU. PROMISE.

Probably not. XD

[theheirshinra.livejournal.com]

He's currently in James' arms sitting atop my Playstation on SH4.

I can see it too clearly. This PHead plushy with its arms wide open for a hug and the Landel's staff saying it's hug therapy or the like, forcing Rufus to tote it around with him. And then, like you said, one day there's a Sephiroth with it.

"It'll help you get over this phobia you have, Mr Marlowe. This man didn't kill your father. He died of a heart attack. Just give it a little hug."

Uhh... dear mods? Just keep going. No need to read anything. Nothing here.

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♥

...I can totally imagine that, too. XD XD Ahahahah. Rufus hugging a plush Sephiroth. XD

Fanart. Now. >D

[theheirshinra.livejournal.com]

It would take a few drugs to get him to hug anything, muchless a plushy Sephiroth. You know they would spawn in a few days, being joined by a plushy Barret. Or Kadaj. Or Cloud. Can you imagine Rufus having to carry around a stuffed toy without breaking into laughter?

If I could draw, I so would.

[extempore-x.livejournal.com]

XD Soon, it'll be everyone from Sephiroth to...Heidegger. And no. I really, really can't. In fact, I'm laughing right now.

I'll have to do it one day or something when I'm not cramming for an exam. XD

[theheirshinra.livejournal.com]

Rufus would be most unhappy. A Reno doll would show up one day.

"Now tell it how you really feel, Rufus."

AHH! You people waiting until the last minute!

[offduty.livejournal.com]

XD That would be great.

And the secret is out. D:

Thus is the life of a student? XD XD Procrastination + caffeine + BSing whenever possible = education.

[theheirshinra.livejournal.com]

Especially if it were stuffed with some sort of hallucigen on the stuffing.

I thought it was Red Bull or Rockstars with the caffeine?

[extempore-x.livejournal.com]

XD Even better.

Well, those things have lots of caffeine in it, too, so I sort of classify them all together in one big group of Things That Keep Your Eyes Open.

[theheirshinra.livejournal.com]

Did we ever get an answer to your question or should I just make something up?

[extempore-x.livejournal.com]

I never got an answer. >_< I guess just make up something reasonable? It's probably safest to assume they don't find anything. They (and by extension, we) have already gotten almost ridiculously lucky with supplies this time around XD So I'm thinking we avoid grabbing anything more and pretend they find nothing interesting, just to keep things sort of fair and realistic?

[gotahunch.livejournal.com]

Sumiya! ♥ Icon love!

[thehellismycar.livejournal.com]

There was another one where this small 5'3-5'2 female was in the Close Competition. She literally jumped up and kicked the 6'2 guy in the head who was attacking.

*dismisses the image of Fuu pulling that off*

[theheirshinra.livejournal.com]

They were sitting at this little table with the guy she was guarding on one side and the guy on her other. The guy stood up with a gun, she jumps up and kicks him square in the face while pushing her employer over at the same time. Tres cool.

[thehellismycar.livejournal.com]

ROLE REVERSAL WHUT. ♥

I wish to see these championships.

[theheirshinra.livejournal.com]

You should have seen the one where she kicked her employer down and literally sat on his shoulder/head while shooting at the bad guy.

[thehellismycar.livejournal.com]

Holy shit.

[thehellismycar.livejournal.com]

sjmaksfnewa BODYGUARD CHAMPIONSHIPS?

I'll shut up now.