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Here's just some random amusement for you all. Most know I work in a hospital, and there's always insanity going on. There's always something going on. We have a:
Doctor Rufus - Behavioural Science
Doctor Barret - Internal Medicine
Mr Wesker - public affairs
Dr Schwarz - ENT
Claire Bennet - Volunteer
Nurse Crawford - Head nurse of ENT (tall and thin with black hair)
Joe McCool - yes, that's his real name
Father Sephiroth - Russian Orthodox priest that visits
Edward Brock - Intern
Reno is a family name up here, and I see them all the time. Still waiting for a redhead one.

Diagnosis:
Neurological Test - anal wink present
Assessment - Blisters on right food.
Doctor's notes - "Again, need to think of an infectious etiology". Yes, that was actually on a chart as his comment.
Lady had a hysterectomy. It was noted on the chart under the diagnosis of 'Acquired absense of uterus'. There was a man who had his nose broken in a fight, and they listed it as '738.0 - Acquired nose deformity'.
EDIT: Have to add this one. The newest thing doctors are using to explain things like Carpal Tunnel Syndrome: Overuse Syndrome.

Events:
Martin Landel stole my James-hugging-PHead plushy and is holding it for ransom.

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YOU HAVE THE COOLEST WORK EVER I SWEAR.

and lololol Martin Landel. :x

He stole it off my desk! And left me a puppy, but he stole my James Sunderland plushie!

Is he a fan?

No. I think he did it just to annoy me. He leaves the room whenever I'm playing Silent Hill.

YOUR JOB IS ENTIRELY TOO AWESOME FOR WORDS.

Only job I know of that I get paid to sit and be amused by others. Well, except for when I have to work the front desk and eye the police weirdly when they bring in shackled prisoners.

...you work at the most amazing hospital ever...

I just wish we could get pictures of these people.

I actually did consider that, but that would be bordering on creepy if I had to ask. Doctor Rufus is about 5'4 and blonde which amuses me while Dr Barret is this big black guy that they call in most of the time when a patient gets violent. Internal Meds has the AIDs clinic, the Hepatitis, and so on, so we get quite a few that are high and/or drug. We had an addict take a swing at Dr Rufus who was called in for a mental evaluation, and they had to get Dr Barret to help him not get splattered. Amused the hell out of me.

HAHAHAHAHA..

What does Mr. Wesker look like?

<3<3<3

Mr Wesker is kinda weird. He's usually hanging around with Mr Anderson, and their job is to make patients happy when the hospital admin/staff screws up. I know the man lives on Rolaids, coffee, and Alka-Seltzer. He's generally wearing a dark suit and grumbling to himself about nitpicking people when he scurries by. Nine out of ten he's wearing his fedora or fishing hat which we have to remind him to take off.

...Thank you very much- you just killed my brain better than homework ever could.

That is just too great. Although if this trend of parallels continues, I will be forced to hide under my bed and never move from there again. eek.

Incoherency! Woo!

Coherency is highly overrated. Meeting a Martin Landel continues to be the one that twisted my brain to bits.

... YOU'RE JOKING

Oh no, not joking. Nurse Crawford is a rather tall and serious man with dark hair over in the ENT clinic which is right across the hall from mine. He's missing the glasses though. And he works with Dr Schwarz.

Edward Brock? HOLY CRAP.

*seconds* WHUT.

That poor guy gets Spiderman jokes ten times a day at least. We had a little kid Friday that refused to go with him because he said he was 'Venom'.

I have to visit this place !_!

Please get me Father Sephiroth's autograph?
And send an anal wink landels way for me ;)
...........or should that be ;o

The best name I've had in my Job is Toasterface. And it's not real.

OH! But we have a Ms Munn XD that makes me think of Landels.
I'll try and find something better, I swear XD

... XDDDDDD "Father Sephiroth" -- OHGOD THE END OF THE WORLD IS COMING, JENOVAH'S WITNESSES HAVE COME TO LIFE.

... and the event is just too funny. XD

Your work sounds funnnn. *jealous*

XD

Let's skip through a park together someday, 'k?

*puts on skipping shoes* :D :D :D

FATHER SEPHIROTH WHUT.

So the Church is corrupt after all.

lalksdjfa;ljk; Yeah, your work place is made of win and cookies. I still say the guy named Sephiroth takes the gold medal. You have to let me know when a redheaded Reno comes in. o__o;;;

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Can I come visit? Dx

Any muscular, heavy-smoking Davids?