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[sasuke-of-sound.livejournal.com]

Reading bulletin board posts --

1) ILU RIVER FOREVER,

2) SOMEONE SHOULD APP LUNA FOR NIGHTSHIFT.

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--Sauce-mun wishing her boy weren't too much of a social 'tard to join in the lulz

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[leaute.livejournal.com]

RIVER LOVES YOU TOO.

[sasuke-of-sound.livejournal.com]

LET US HAVE GIRLY LAUGH-AT-SAUCE-TIME TOGETHER.

[idolism]

DUDE, LIKE. WHY DOES SASUKE KEEP ACTING LIKE AIDOU'S IN THE COURTYARD? *shot*

[sasuke-of-sound.livejournal.com]

XDDD HELL IF I KNOW. WHY DO I CONSISTANTLY FAIL FOLLOWING THE POST LOL?!

*flees to save this one*

[idolism]

HE HAD THERAPY ALL THAT TIME. With Hatori, who cares.

But he is heading out to the courtyard right now? XD

[sasuke-of-sound.livejournal.com]

WELL OBVIOUSLY SASUKE WAS SENSING AIDOU'S SOUL. ... Hatori? XD *PUTTERS OFF TO READ THIS*

... D: D: D: I AM SO CONSTANTLY FOILED LOL. Sauce will just be like, Oh, and that one's annoying.

[idolism]

IT'S THE OTPNESS. IT REARS IT'S HEAD SO. UNEXPECTEDLY. Yeah. It was so grand. He nearly got kicked out twice, and then lolz, the third time's the charm.

Aidou will be like, Yeah, well I ain't getting drawn wearing tutus ya know.

[lokogato.livejournal.com]

IT REALLY DOES COME FROM LEFT FIELD. Next they will be all OMG HE'S IN DANGER!!!! during Nightshift or something. I SAW. POOR HATORI. And Aidou should definitely either get Kaname for family visits or someone he totally didn't expect. Like. Yuuki.

XDD SAUCE WILL TURN COLOURS AND SPUTTER THAT IT'S NOT HIS FAULT HE KNOWS IDIOTS.

[idolism]

AHAHAHAHAHAHA OH GAWD DON'T GIVE ME IDEAS. MAKING AIDOU CARE IS ONLY AN ADDED FORM OF TORTURE, I WOULD SO DO EEEEET. <3 HATORI IS COLD LIKE SNOW. He's convinced he should skip visitation with all of his being, BUT OH GOD. If Kaname showed, he'd really have a psychotic break. ZERO. Or Ichijou, which would the most amusing visitor of all time. XDDD

SASUKE HAS THE ABILITY TO TURN COLORS? HE IS NOT YET LOST~ XD

[damned-doctors.livejournal.com]

*cares*

[idolism]

...

*DED*

LIES. SO MUCH LIES. Aidou: YOU KICKED ME OUT, ERGO LIES.

[lokogato.livejournal.com]

WTF LJ ATE MY COMMENT, IT IS CLEARLY AGAINST THEIR LOVE. D:

IT WOULD. SRSLY BE THE CUTEST THING EVER IF THEY DID, AHAHAA. Sauce'd have his whole "I'd lose a useful ally" excuse, though -- WHERE'S YOURS, AIDOU?! BUT WHEN THE SNOW MELTS he will gush all over his desk. Zero will tell Aidou, "GET BETTER DUMBASS VAMPIRES ARE STUPID." Ichijou will be like, "I know you were never really normal to begin with, but ..."

COLOURS-NO-JUTSU SAVED HIM FROM ORO'S TOUCHING. River brings it out of him. :O

[blind-nights.livejournal.com]

UM. UM. AIDOU WOULD... BLAME IT ALL ON THINKING HUMANITY IS LIKE A PUPPY, AND WATCHING SASUKE GET HURT WOULD BE WATCHING A PUPPY GET MOWED DOWN BY A CAR?? I DUNNO. Aidou fails at being discreet. >.> AND HOSHIT, Aidou'd be all, "Fuck, Kiryu, UR ONE TOO STFU." Ichijou is just... so human, he doesn't even count as a legitimate vampire. DESPITE BEING SUPER STRONG LOLZ WUT.

RIVER/SASUKE OTP?? THIS CANNOT BE~ I REFUSE TO SUPPORT HET IN SASUKE'S CASE.

[sasuke-of-sound.livejournal.com]

HAHA SAUCE WOULD BE LIKE, That is the worst excuse ever. Only he would be embarrassed that he needed help and boggled by the help, so he'd ignore it altogether. Because they are V Good At Communication. XDDD Landamned!Zero would be like, NO I AM NOT STUPIDFACE, NEITHER ARE YOU. I always have the horrible urge to pet Ichijou and sort of fear what might happen ahaha. HE'D BE NICE AND ALL "Why are you looking at me like you hate me, Aidan? ;___; Aren't we friends? ;__; Want a cookie?"

RIVER IS SLOWLY ASSIMILATING SASUKE INTO HER LIFE BY REMINDING HIM THAT HE NEEDS A FEMALE HUMANTHING TO REVIVE HIS CLAN HAHA. Her task is monumental because very little on earth supports het in Sasuke's case. :/

[blind-nights.livejournal.com]

Aidou would have to counter with the fact Sasuke is A HYPOCRITICAL EMO BOY WHO WEARS TUTUS SO THERE. OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD Y MUST U TEMPT ME WITH THIS PERFECT ICHIJOU CHARACTERIZATION???

BUT I THOUGHT HE WAS ASEXUAL. IS IT EVEN POSSIBLE FOR HIM TO PUT OUT WITH A HUMANTHING OF ANY GENDER? XD

[sasuke-of-sound.livejournal.com]

Sauce would sputter and say things like THAT WAS ALL IN THE INTEREST OF INFORMATION TRADE OKAY, AND I AM NOT EMO BECAUSE I DO NOT WEAR CHAINS. BECAUSE ICHIJOU IS FULL OF LOVE AND AIDOU WOULD BE SO CONFUSED, AND PROBABLY ALSO TAKE THE COOKIE.

THEREIN LIES THE PROBLEM WITH DECLARING AT THE AGE OF TWELVE THAT YOU WANT TO REPOPULATE AN ENTIRE CLAN. You need to have a libido much, much larger than Sauce's. :/ GOOD PLANNING 'TARD.

[idolism]

WELL WE ALL KNOW HE'S A DIRTY LIAR LIKE HATORI. WHERE HATORI CLAIMS TO CARE, SASUKE IS THE OPPOSITE. XD akldfjdklgjfklhflgkjhslkfjdg DON'T TEASE ME. NOW I WANT ICHIJOU SO BAAAAAAAD.

Sasuke is silly like that. EVEN AIDOU IS NOT FOOL ENOUGH TO TREAD THOSE WATERS FOR LONG.

PS - vampire boi is drowning in tears and laughter and River love on the board. THANKS FOR AMUSING HIM, SO TUTU!SASUKE. XD

[sasuke-of-sound.livejournal.com]

SASUKE SAYS THAT HE IS NOTHING LIKE HATORI, BECAUSE HATORI'S A DOCTOR AND DOCTORS ARE CREEPY. But that he genuinely does not care ever WATCH OUT FOR PHEAD, AIDOU. *TEMPT TEMPT* You should put up a plea for him at the requested characters post? 8D ICHIJOU WILL MAKE FRIENDS WHERE AIDOU ANNOYS HIS ALLIES. Truth. But Sauce will pry prefer Aidou haha.

Poor kid probably didn't know what 'reviving his clan' really meant until Orochimaru and Kabuto gave him the Talk much later.

RE: PS: I AM DROWNING THE SAME WAY AIDOU IS, BELIEVE IT. NARUTARD'S ART IS THE BEST IN THE WORLD. Sauce disagrees, though.

[idolism]

AIDOU WILL ENJOY WATCHING SASUKE GO THROUGH THERAPY. GOD KNOWS HE NEEDS IT. But if Sasuke is cute enough, Aidou will feel a small pang of affection and may or may not punt him out of the way of oncoming blows. XDDDD! ♥ OH FUCK, ICHIJOU WOULD BE LIKE THE MALE EQUIVALENT OF RENGE, FO REALZ. For once, Aidou would be the one deadpanning and pretending he did not know that vampire who-is-technically-his-superior-:O. AND I SPAMMED VK COMMS TODAY. Hopefully we will have a partial Night Class soon?

... Oh, Sasuke. You are so much love in a can, wut.

PPS - NAAAAAARUUUUUUUTO~ He must draw more for the masses. Or teach Aidou, because like. GOD GRAFFITI NOES. SASUKE GETS NO SAY. Only Naruto, River, and Aidou may direct the course of his future. XDDD

[sasuke-of-sound.livejournal.com]

SASUKE HAS THERAPY WITH MURAKI, NOTHING IS ACCOMPLISHED BECAUSE MURAKI OGLES SAUCE AND SAUCE HAS ORO-CHII FLASHBACKS. 8D Sauce is cute in that weird "Oh, he clearly has no social skills" way. Put him next to Gaara, though, and he is immediately Mr. Social Butterfly, so he may lose that cute factor to Aidou's roomie. ;__; HAHA I FAIL THAT FANDOM SO I CAN ONLY BE AMUSED BY AIDOU PRETENDING NOT TO KNOW ICHIJOU. Sauce will be amused when Aidou submits to someone else. We should have a Kaname for this purpose. *bricked* MAYBE I AM SORELY TEMPTED TO APP SOMEONE AHAHA.

Sasuke says that the Talk was extremely traumatizing and made him re-evaluate his priorities, so that 'reviving his clan' wound up somewhere after 'eating raw thistles.' He figures that two messed up Uchiha are already more than enough for the world, anyway.

NARUTO NEEDS TO SUBMIT HIS ARTZZ TO AN ARTZZ MUSEUM, SRS. I WOULD VISIT EVERY DAY. Sasuke says that no one directs his future except 'Tachi-nii.

[idolism]

That IS true. I don't know whether Aidou will find Gaara endearing, or just consider putting him out of his little no-eyebrowed misery. BUT IN THE END AIDOU FINDS THESE LITTLE NINJA CHILDREN CUTE AND AMUSING. ♥ I can only imagine how hard Ichijou would fangirl everyone. AND GOD. AIDOU WILL CRY. Because he'll have to follow their lead, assuming there is a Kaname, and because everyone's Kaname's canonical bitch, well... FUCK. APP SOMEONE. I WOULD GIVE YOU MY FIRSTBORN. XD

Aidou muse says obviously this Talk wasn't terribly effective. He recommends spending an hour or two with Captain Jack to remedy this.

DRIVE-BY COMMENTBARGE.

[icemilk.livejournal.com]

Naruto is now accepting commissions and furthermore would be glad to teach Aidou, as long as he promises to use his powers for evil the the noble goal of further annoying Sauce.

-Naruto-mun, aka his spokesperson, aka has way too much fun with photoshop + b-board.

[tsunagari.livejournal.com]

Saucey~! "That other guy" s greatly looking forward to joining in the Narutorgy fun. Then mayhaps Sauceykins can be bothered to learn his name.

[sasuke-of-sound.livejournal.com]

ALTERNATIVELY, Sauce will meet Sai and be like, Oh, you are Naruto and Sakura's new pansy teammate. >D

[tsunagari.livejournal.com]

New pansy teammate who had a passing guard, thank you! >.>