You may now kneel.

[complicatedliar]

To the pitiful mortals of the "community" known as damned:

I shall be arriving in the morning. Feel free to kneel, curtsy, bow, or perform whatever sort of obeisance is culturally appropriate to you. (We will work on developing a more standardized form of greeting later, have no fear.) I shall graciously accept flowers, chocolates¹, well-done portraits showing only my best side, the heads of any of the sad conglomeration of clowns known as the Avengers, and musical tributes as symbols of your appreciation. Phials of agonized tears are also acceptable, but only if they are fresh.

We shall have ever so much fun. And by we, I of course mean I.

Love and kisses,
Loki

(aka Katsu)



1 - Though none of those foul things with nougat in them, please. It sticks terribly in one's teeth and is unhygienic. All makers of nougat will be slaughtered under the new regime.

Comments

[ryuuzaki]

1. :D

2. ... We need a General Zod up in here now. Badly.

[complicatedliar]

General Zod is, as you mortals would say it, my homeboy. I concur.

[tightsofmight]

Aaaah perfect, my traditional obeisance is the lobbing of pink oatmeal at our leader's butts. Expect a true king's welcome upon your arrival, my liege.

[complicatedliar]

Oooh, it's so cute. <3 Any ruler needs an adorable pet, you know.

[tightsofmight]

Parkers cannot be domesticated loki, you will regret ever bringing it home.

[strayfag]

You know, most of us wait until the nurses put a needle in our asses before we start with the crazy talk.

At least you know you're here for a reason I guess.

[complicatedliar]

Are there any other disturbing hobbies of yours you'd care to share with the rest of the class?

[strayfag]

Hey, you're the one who sashayed in with the campy dominatrix act. I don't think you have room to talk about disturbing hobbies.

[birds.livejournal.com]

LOKI.

oh god if we got some of the avengers here i'd probably. i don't know what i'd do. die.

[complicatedliar]

I think it would be awesome. XD Loki says the Avengers would blow his cover and that would make him grumpy. >:[

[birds.livejournal.com]

[burningvigor.livejournal.com]

INORITE. It's getting so hard for me not to app one ;;;;;;;;

[burningvigor.livejournal.com]

HI KATSU HI

... it's you and Sra's fault that I'm watching this movie tomorrow night.

[complicatedliar]

:D

ABOUT TIME, WOMAN. :D ALL MUST JOIN THE CHURCH OF LOKI.

(Okay, fine, and the rest of the cast is awesome too.)

[promisedawhale.livejournal.com]

I'M IN TROUBLE, I HAVEN'T ACTUALLY SEEN THE MOVIE YOU COME FROM YET!!!

But... I suppose I could give you a song anyway? XD

[complicatedliar]

Oh yes. You are in more trouble than you could ever possibly imagine.

[chaneystarr.livejournal.com]

LokiLokiLokiLokiKATSU.

You are just ruining my free time from now to forever I hope you know. >:[ WENCH!

[complicatedliar]

YOU LOVE ME FOR IT

[fourstonewalls]

Welcome!

[complicatedliar]

<3

[leaute.livejournal.com]

OH! Oh, so happy. :D

[complicatedliar]

I often have that effect on people.

[affictitious]

LOKI HUH

SOUNDS LIKE SOMEONE IS STEPPING ON MY TERRITORY

[complicatedliar]

I would be happy to meet with you in person to discuss this conflict.

:)

[mikasaigo.livejournal.com]

EEEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! ♥