Quotes + Meme

[screwthegods]

So, since I'm actually not 1) busy, 2) at work, or 3) sleeping, I updated the quote journal! Only a week and a day late. Sorry about that. Quotes are here and the next submission post is here. Also, the profile has been updated. Go me!

And as to not spam the lounge, a meme that floated around the journals a couple of months ago, but I can put it here too.

Ask the character(s) anything, and they will answer. Perhaps not honestly, perhaps not politely, but they will answer. Here's how it'll work:

To volunteer your character(s) for answering: Post a comment listing any and all characters you're willing to take questions for. Nightshifters and Doctors can be listed as well.

To ask a question: Find the thread for that particular character, and ask away. Any questions are allowed. And feel free to converse with the characters after they've answered.

Characters volunteered with links to the threads:
Homura, Hiei, Ururu
Okita, Ritsuka
Monkey D. Luffy, Obi-Wan Kenobi, Claude C. Kenni
Aidou, Ren, Diva, Gilgamesh
L.A.
Dean, Dick Gumshoe
Gin, Allen, Fai, Sae
Gremio
Ken Hidaka, Naoto Kirihara
Hakkai, Omi
Rhode
Roy Mustang, Sora, Guy Cecil, Peter Parker, Raiden
Ashton, Peony, Nami
Dias, Schuldig, Saix, Waka
Hisoka Kurosaki, Naoya Kirihara, William Birkin, Oriya Mibu, Tyrant
Kadaj, Light
Edgar
Sai, Leon (SO2), and Sanji.
Cliff, Orihime, Kurikara, Muraki
Hitsugaya, Gluttony, Rinali
Ed, Yohji, Rangiku, Kenren, Byakko and Argilla
Kurama, Yuffie, Tsuzuki, Duo
Artemis Fowl, Sagara Sousuke, Hattori Heiji
Armand St. Just, Saetan SaDiablo
L
Lust, Hughes, Tamaki, Lyta, Valyn, Citan, Nadine, Naomi
Luxord, Daniella
Eddie Brock, Qui-Gon Jinn, Clark Kent
Crawford, Kimbley, Caim, Stork, Pyramid Head
Jack Horner, Hellmaster Phibrizzo, Mousse
Renji
Kaoru, Robin Hood, Sheska, Soubi
Albel, Xemnas, Scar (TLK)
Kyon
Usopp, Xelloss, Lord Mark Vorkosigan
Kikyo, Malik/Yami Malik
Sam Winchester, Yoruichi
Elena, Hikaru, Kenshin, Keman


As always, please mark questions and answers that contain spoilers or aren't work safe as such.

Have fun!

Comments

[byname-bynature.livejournal.com]

Ask Artemis Fowl, Sagara Sousuke, or Hattori Heiji anything! <3

[sarrasi.livejournal.com]

Sousuke: Do you think Cliff is a pervert for hanging around with Haruhi?

Artemis: What are you going to do with my doctor's doll?

[byname-bynature.livejournal.com]

Oh that thing? Well, I thought it was valuable, and I was going to check inside for anything of interest, but I was interrupted. As for what I'm going to do with it, I'm not sure yet. I'm certain the opportunity will present itself someday. Why do you ask?

[sarrasi.livejournal.com]

Oh, just curious. ;)

[byname-bynature.livejournal.com]

Very well...

[uruz-vii.livejournal.com]

I am still unclear on the meaning of the word 'pervert'. I was under the assumption that it was a word meaning 'to twist or warp beyond recognition', but being called a verb is ungrammatical.

However in my experiences with this word, the situations have all resulted in undesirable scenarios. Whether or not this man Cliff is a 'pervert' because he associates with a gender-ambiguous person is still unclear and will require further observation.

[sarrasi.livejournal.com]

Ooh, I reccomend using the fumoffu outfit for your observation. It looks particularly stealthy.

[uruz-vii.livejournal.com]

Thank you. I spent five days sixteen hours and forty-two minutes equipping the Bonta-Strike suits, yet no one seemed to appreciate them. I thought they would be very useful for highly dangerous missions.

I don't know where Martin Landel would keep one, though--if he possessed one at all, and then everyone would be in danger.

[murasaki-kaze.livejournal.com]

Sousuke: If you could meet one famous military person from the present or the past, who would it be and why?

Do you miss the fumoffu suit?

[byname-bynature.livejournal.com]

[Aaaagh, I'm not ignoring you I swearz! ; ; *has been thinking about it*]

[youko-astarael.livejournal.com]

Arty~

Who would you want to show up here from your world if you couldn't choose Butler? That's too obvious.

And if Ken ruffled your hair, how hard would you kick him in the shin? :D

[byname-bynature.livejournal.com]

First, I wouldn't want any of my associates in this place. But if I were forced to choose one person that was not Butler, I would choose Juliet. Or can I not choose any of the Butlers? :)

As long as Ken was claw-less during the hair ruffling, I would not violently object. It might be ni

[youko-astarael.livejournal.com]

Well, I just said Butler, so you get a loophole there. XD

Nah, he usually only uses bad guys as scratching posts. Last nightshift was an exception. :3 Just give him enough time, he'll start goin' all obnoxious older brother with you. It'll be fun! :D

[byname-bynature.livejournal.com]

Obnoxious older brother... hm. That's something I've never experienced before. Perhaps it will be a learning experience.

[whiteychan.livejournal.com]

Fowl: Why do you like Hitsugaya so much? He's a jerk!

[byname-bynature.livejournal.com]

Well, that all depends on what you define as 'a jerk'. Because if we're talking about people who are not very nice 90% of the time, I have no right to judge. :)

But in all honesty, if I ask Captain Hitsugaya a question, he won't lead me around in circles by my nose--he'll answer me honestly. Maybe not in a very eloquent or polite manner, but an answer is an answer. Also, we both seem to suffer from what I like to call 'appearance vs. reality discrimination'--I suppose that could be seen as something we have in common. He is not daunted by my outward appearance, which saves me the trouble of proving I'm not what I seem.

It's also highly entertaining to prod at him with jokes he'll never laugh at.

[myopic-mousse.livejournal.com]

Artemis- Why you gotta start shit with Jack? I thought you were gonna psycho analyze him.

Sousuke- How many brain cells have been killed thanks to stress aneurysms in the bathroom fight?

[byname-bynature.livejournal.com]

'Start shit with Jack'? I was psychoanalyzing him! He's the one who didn't like my questions and lashed out! The brute... It's not my fault his relationship with his mother isn't stellar.

[uruz-vii.livejournal.com]

I haven't received my standard weekly medical and psychological exam while in the institution, so I could only provide an estimate. I can, however, report that I did not experience any sudden headache or pain while in that bathroom.

[i-promised.livejournal.com]

Sousuke: How bad would you spaz (internally even) if you found out the truth about Usopp? Also, how many grey hairs do you now have thanks to the collective effort of Mousse and Zoro?

Artemis: Ever felt the urge to use the pick-up lines? Why or why not?

[byname-bynature.livejournal.com]

Pick up lines? What a horrid idea. According to my observations, most women respond to such things negatively. Eye rolls, sarcastic comments, simply walking away... why would I use something so ineffective? That isn't to say, though, that I understand the inner-workings of women, because that is still a mystery to me.

Have you ever experienced a situation where pick up lines work? I'm curious as to why you asked.

[i-promised.livejournal.com]

Oh, no. I never really meant you using them to actually pick up women. Goodness, no. Where ever did you get that idea? I meant on a purely experimental level. For shits and giggles laughs. :D

I was actually just wondering if you ever contemplated saying the words, “Let my magic flow through you" because, cough, aren't you at that age where one feels naturally inclined to experiment?

Take that as you will.

[byname-bynature.livejournal.com]

"Let my magic flow through you"? ...interesting phrase.

I am at the age where I'm beginning to be interested in women and the like, but I'm not exactly sure how I would use the phrase "Let my magic flow through you" without causing some alarm that I'm going to mesmerize my partner.

[uruz-vii.livejournal.com]

I have been given permission to extend the suspension of disbelief by my mun for this question. She is insistent that I wouldn't find out the truth about Usopp unless he told me himself.

If I found out that Captain Usopp was not in fact a captain, I would be very suspicious as to why he felt it was necessary to lie to me. If he had a valid reason for lying, I would not hold it against him, but trust between patients is an important factor of organized escape.

Furthermore, the punishment for impersonating an officer is very dire, so I hope for his sake that you are simply asking a hypothetical question.

Concerning the query about my hair, I successfully removed five miscolored hairs from my head this morning. Battlefield stress.

[i-promised.livejournal.com]

Hypothetical, yes. Yes. I meant that. *stares at the ceiling and tries not to look at Sousuke*

Five? Man, you need to stop worrying so much.