Quotes + Meme

[screwthegods]

So, since I'm actually not 1) busy, 2) at work, or 3) sleeping, I updated the quote journal! Only a week and a day late. Sorry about that. Quotes are here and the next submission post is here. Also, the profile has been updated. Go me!

And as to not spam the lounge, a meme that floated around the journals a couple of months ago, but I can put it here too.

Ask the character(s) anything, and they will answer. Perhaps not honestly, perhaps not politely, but they will answer. Here's how it'll work:

To volunteer your character(s) for answering: Post a comment listing any and all characters you're willing to take questions for. Nightshifters and Doctors can be listed as well.

To ask a question: Find the thread for that particular character, and ask away. Any questions are allowed. And feel free to converse with the characters after they've answered.

Characters volunteered with links to the threads:
Homura, Hiei, Ururu
Okita, Ritsuka
Monkey D. Luffy, Obi-Wan Kenobi, Claude C. Kenni
Aidou, Ren, Diva, Gilgamesh
L.A.
Dean, Dick Gumshoe
Gin, Allen, Fai, Sae
Gremio
Ken Hidaka, Naoto Kirihara
Hakkai, Omi
Rhode
Roy Mustang, Sora, Guy Cecil, Peter Parker, Raiden
Ashton, Peony, Nami
Dias, Schuldig, Saix, Waka
Hisoka Kurosaki, Naoya Kirihara, William Birkin, Oriya Mibu, Tyrant
Kadaj, Light
Edgar
Sai, Leon (SO2), and Sanji.
Cliff, Orihime, Kurikara, Muraki
Hitsugaya, Gluttony, Rinali
Ed, Yohji, Rangiku, Kenren, Byakko and Argilla
Kurama, Yuffie, Tsuzuki, Duo
Artemis Fowl, Sagara Sousuke, Hattori Heiji
Armand St. Just, Saetan SaDiablo
L
Lust, Hughes, Tamaki, Lyta, Valyn, Citan, Nadine, Naomi
Luxord, Daniella
Eddie Brock, Qui-Gon Jinn, Clark Kent
Crawford, Kimbley, Caim, Stork, Pyramid Head
Jack Horner, Hellmaster Phibrizzo, Mousse
Renji
Kaoru, Robin Hood, Sheska, Soubi
Albel, Xemnas, Scar (TLK)
Kyon
Usopp, Xelloss, Lord Mark Vorkosigan
Kikyo, Malik/Yami Malik
Sam Winchester, Yoruichi
Elena, Hikaru, Kenshin, Keman


As always, please mark questions and answers that contain spoilers or aren't work safe as such.

Have fun!

Comments

[i-promised.livejournal.com]

So you're a contestant in a beauty pageant.

(You know it. Butt head. Waah. I'd try too, but I'm afraid mine would meet the same fate. And boy, that line would make a wonderful start to the show.

Ryuk: "You... haven't written in it yet?"
Light: "... it's pretty. D:")

[godhood.livejournal.com]

I'm not.

[You eat boogers. :[ Maybe we can force someone else to do it? |D And XD I'd so pay to see that. What a waste.]

[i-promised.livejournal.com]

It makes sense.

(You have cooties! Dx Forcing sounds good. Wahahahaaaaa... x] They should re-make parts of Death Note. They could call it "Death Note: Diva!" and have it focus on Light bitching about stuff. Or would that be self-plagarism considering how much he actually bitches in canon?)

[godhood.livejournal.com]

How, exactly?

[DO NOT. CIRCLE, CIRCLE, DOT, DOT, NOW I HAVE A COOTIE SHOT. DX YOU SMELL. AND YOUR MOM DRESSES YOU FUNNY. \o/ I shall ready the torture implements. AND YEAH, they totally should-- and it needs to be a musical and they need to do a revamp of "Popular" from Wicked with Light as Glinda and L as Elphaba. |D]

[i-promised.livejournal.com]

You confessed.

(YEAH WELL YOUR MOM'S FUGLY. DX Let's shave their legs with one of those old school razors! It'll be like an MU session. Only better. AND )ERTG$T(ASNDerueofifEROE. HOMG. YES. YES. YES.

Light: "Instead of dreary who you were--are."
L: "((o__o))")

[godhood.livejournal.com]

How can I confess something that isn't true?

[NO U. I'M RUBBER, YOU'RE GLUE. KAPWING!! I'm simultaneously intrigued and disturbed by your suggestion. Clearly this means that WE HAS A PLAN. \o/ And yes. It must happen. ... I wonder if there's an AMV of that out?]

[i-promised.livejournal.com]

You tell me. You're the one who confessed.

(YO MOMMA'S SO FAT... uh... SHE ATE THE PUNCH LINE TO THIS JOKE. RIGHT. YOZ. Those razors HURT, yo. I'll go fetch the whipped cream~ A... M... V... *brain goes "FZZT"* I... STOP BEING A BAD INFLUENCE ON MY BRAIN CELLS.)

[godhood.livejournal.com]

Then when did this alleged confession occur?

[KAPWING!!! o/ Onwards, my minion! TO VICTORY. I'm so never going to stop being a bad influence, either. :[ Clearly you don't know me very well.]

[i-promised.livejournal.com]

When you said that you answered honestly right after I said you answered like a constestant in a beauty pageant. What are you, and idiot?

(*BLOW TORCH* Y-- HEY HEY HEY WAITAMINUTE. I AGREED TO NO SERVITUDE. And I don't know you very well because YOU DON'T LET ME IN. WHY? WHY WON'T YOU LET ME IN??? I JUST WANT TO SHARE YOUR BURDENS~~ TEACH YOU HOW TO LOVE! The whole shebang. Also, FACEPALM WAR!)

[godhood.livejournal.com]

How was that a confession? All I said was that I answered honestly. That does not mean anything other than that I answered honestly. If you're saying that if a person answers questions honestly, that means they're a beauty pageant contestant, you're working under a false assumption that all honest people are beauty pageant contestants. Under those circumstances, that would also make you a contestant because you said that you would have answered the question "honestly (http://community.livejournal.com/damned_lounge/606794.html?thread=9786698#t9786698)" as well. Do you see what I'm getting at?

[... *casts Reflect?* D: YES YOU DID. YOU SHOULD HAVE READ THE FINE PRINT. And... that's... THAT'S BECAUSE I NEED MY SPACE. YOU'RE CHOKING ME. DDDDX I NEED TO BE FREEEE LIKE THE WIND! AND THE SEA! AND THE SHINING STARS IN THE SKY! FREE LIKE.... A VERY FREE THING. I don't know. ... Hi. o/ AND YES, facepalm war. |D]

[i-promised.livejournal.com]

Not really, no.

(Burn baby burn. Ox LIES. NONSENSE AND LIES. But you! I... I JUST... IT. I DON'T MEAN TO. YOU NEED LOVE. I. IT'S JUST Defying Gravity? HOW CAN I HELP IF YOU DON'T TALK TO MEEEE... Sob... Hello. 8D)

[godhood.livejournal.com]

.... Nevermind.

[D:!!! NOT THE FACE. TRUTHS. TRUTHS AND LOGICAL STATEMENTS. And MAYBE YOU SHOULD HAVE THOUGHT OF THAT EARLIER. :[ MAYBE THERE'S A REASON WHY I DON'T TALK TO YOU. EVER THINK OF THAT? HUH? HUH? HUH? ... Sup?]

[i-promised.livejournal.com]

Giving up so easily? Che. Knew it.

(... WHICH IS YOUR FACE? I CAN'T TELL. FALSE FALSE FAAAAAAALSE. Well MAYBE I SHOULD HAVE. BUT I DIDN'T. SO IT'S YOUR PROBLEM NOW. Whutwhutwhut I'm making sense! AND NO I DIDN'T. WHY MUST YOU BE SO CRUEL??? I JUST WANT TO TEACH YOU HOW TO LOOOOOOVE. *SOBS* ... Yo?)

[godhood.livejournal.com]

Giving up on what? You haven't supplied any real evidence to back up your claim and the majority of your argument consists of endlessly restating your assumption. I'm merely putting an end to a pointless conversation before it drags on any longer.

[No idea. ... AND I'm reminded of that VG Cats comment. "EMPTY LIKE YOUR SOUL." Or whatever. And. Bleh. Light's completely fed up with this conversation, in case you can't tell. D: Imagine his current thought processes as something along the lines of "You're so not worth my time."/"It's like talking to a brick wall."/"Holy shit, you're stupid."/"Why am I even bothering?"/etc. Yeeah. D:]

[i-promised.livejournal.com]

That's what I said. Giving up.

(D: Oh, I can tell. Dx Hell, even I have a headache from listening to Zoro "logically" hack and slash his way through this conversation. I would not want to converse with him when he's thoroughly convinced he's right. Zoro logic tends to phail. D:)

[godhood.livejournal.com]

... Your name is Roronoa Zoro, right?

[This question is totally not suspicious, I swear. And yeah, I gathered that about Zoro!logic. He seems fun, though. XD ♥]

[i-promised.livejournal.com]

What's it to you?

(asd;3ri9f;s. LOLOLOL! Oh no. Zoro's on another person's hitlist. And he totally is. Feel free to tease him. He gets flustered easily if you push the right buttons. xB)

[godhood.livejournal.com]

Just checking.

[Mmyep. Well, in meme-land, at least. \o/ They should meet in-game some day. Annnd I really, really, really wish I could tease him, but Light's trying to be nice. Actually, it's probably more that any insults he could come up with would require thinking to understand and... it's 1:40 AM and I r dum. BUT MAYBE SOON.]

[i-promised.livejournal.com]

...

(Ahahahahaha. YES! They srsly need to meet. ♥ AND SOON SOUNDS GOOD. Although... if the insult requires too much rudimentary knowledge of, like, stuff it might go over Zoro's head. :| Just... just a heads up. ALSO. BOO FOR LATE REPLIES. No internetz here. Dx)

[godhood.livejournal.com]

...?

[I dunno if Light's free during the trip because he needs to be harassed by like four different people, BUT. Some time. After. Something. Or he might be more free than I think because... well, I dunno. We shall see. D: ♥ Annnd yeeeaaahhh, whatever insults he could come up with would probably.. yeah. Oh well. DX It's worth a shot anyway. AND don't worry about late replieses. I hope the internet magically visits you somehow. Or something.]

[i-promised.livejournal.com]

Bounty posters?

(IT'S OKAI. After is fine. It gives Zoro more time to piss Light off. And Zoro's, like, gonna hang out with his hommes too. And drink. Or at least attempt to. XD; Wahaha. The internet doesn't sprout wings, unfortunately. I have a theory that it's just some big, fat man sitting somewhere laughing at all of us poor mortals. Dx)

[godhood.livejournal.com]

No.

[XD Good luck with the attempts to drink and whatnot, then. |D And huh. Going by that description... internet = god? D:]

[i-promised.livejournal.com]

...

(Guwaaahaha. Thanks. 8B Hrm. Could be. Although I should think that Light god has better things to do than to perpetuate a loss of grammar in society. But maybe not. Goodness knows, I can't think of anything.)

[godhood.livejournal.com]

Is something wrong?

[You're welcome. AND yeah, Light god does, but I... was thinking more in a general sense of god rather than the GOD OF THE NEW WORLD... nevermind. I'm kind of cynical about religion, hence some of my straaaange statements. |D;;]

[i-promised.livejournal.com]

Nah.

(Troo. But hey! Stranger things have been imagined. Wahaha. Your cynicism is well founded. And, to be honest, now that you mention it... *stares at the sky as if she's somehow going to find a fat man laughing at her*)