Ackbluh more hiatus?!

[sasuke-of-sound.livejournal.com]

SORRY SECONDFLOOR FIGHTERS. As it goes, my new location is more Internet-deprived than I thought, so my hiatus will extend and become more hiatus-y. D: I will try to get the connection up ASAP, but until then, I will only be online during the day on Tuesdays and Thursdays, and random times during the week. (Sasuke just posted, by the way.)

As before, if you get impatient, Sasuke can sneak about in the shadows. Just assume he retreated from his last attack and went back to reset.

D: SORRYSORRYSORRY. I WILL SEPPUKU AS SOON AS PLAUSIBLE. *uses icon of Sasuke's WOE! face*

PSYCH! Huzzah for the magic rapidity of Canucksi Intarweb.

THASSRIGHT, I BROUGHT SASUKE BACK, THEM OTHER NINJA DON'T KNOW HOW TO ACT. *shot*

-- Pathy the hapless Sasuke-mun

Comments

[offduty.livejournal.com]

UNFORIGVEN! >:[

Just kidding. XD No worries at all. <3 <3 Good luck getting everything set up. ^^ Sneak, Sasuke, sneak!

[sasuke-of-sound.livejournal.com]

HI RENO, SORRY ABOUT THE PENS. Sasuke's a jerk, what can I say. ;_______;

Also, now I am back, so there will be more pens. XD;;

[offduty.livejournal.com]

Reno is actually secretly impressed that Sasuke can do that with a ballpoint pen of all things. (Damn you ninjas and your pen powers--all Reno can do is shoot a gun and whack with a stick. >_O;;)

XDD YAY for being back and pens! <3

[sasuke-of-sound.livejournal.com]

XD Sasuke is going to be harrassing Reno the next morning at breakfast, too. First about the gun and then about the EMR. XDDD Poor Reno. (Actually, having just read your post, poor Reno! The guy's going one against four and now he's injured. Hopefully he and Rufus can keep the others off of him long enough for dawn. XD;;;;)

WEWT PENS. Or ganging up on one person. Those ninja and their total lack of morals. D:

[offduty.livejournal.com]

XDDD That's awesome, I'll be keeping an eye out for your Sasuke at breakfast. <3 Reno needs to meet people outside of his fandom. Who better than the guy who stabbed him? :P Well, on the other hand, Reno did shoot him, so I guess they're even. (;;; Hopefulllyyyyy...Reno actually should be more worried about the morning after. "So....sorry I shot you and stuff, boss? DON'T DOCK MY PAY DAMMIT I STILL OWE RUDE FOR BREAKING HIS SHADES T___T")

*throws confetti* And they say Turks have no conscience. D<

Actually, while I have your attention, there's a chance Reno may need to jump ahead of you in terms of posting order just for the next turn--if you don't mind?

[sasuke-of-sound.livejournal.com]

♥ He'll be the rude one with the stupid hair. XD; Dude, Reno is going to wake up and be like "... " XD But HAY HE CAN TOTALLY STILL BS, RIGHT. Having him sit there and be all "Okay, my last recourse is ... BULLSHITTING." was genius. ♥!!

Those silly ninja get emotional training, though, so they have an unfair edge in being unfair and conscienceless. *nods*

[offduty.livejournal.com]

XD XD Reno will be the one you can spot a mile away because of his hair, kekeke. BOW DOWN TO THE MIGHTY POWER OF BS? ♥ ♥ ♥

D: Reno will now demand emotional training from Rufus and as a result, will end up being worth even more.

woot~ =D Just went. XD XD Sasuke is now free to do his ninja thang.

[sasuke-of-sound.livejournal.com]

Awesome, we have a date. Rufus will be jealous YEY. BS > EVERYTHING, AS EVIDENCED BY ALL ENGLISH PAPERS EVER WRITTEN. ♥

XD Sasuke will be happy to teach him if Reno somehow gets him a gun.

[offduty.livejournal.com]

Ahahahh, Reno's second day here and he's already picked up a date. <3 YES. ENGLISH PAPER = BS MADE TO SOUND GOOD.

XD Reno will be happy to steal him a gun from the Shin-Ra storage when he gets back.

I SAW. D: Uh, yeah, I'd say so. Wait, maybe I should let everybody know? XDD;;; Sorreh about having to mess it up like that. XD

[sasuke-of-sound.livejournal.com]

Too bad it's a fifteen-year-old boy instead of, you know, a hot babe or somethin'. XD; GOOD? PAH. GRAMMATICALLY CORRECT IS ALL THEY GET FROM ME. X[

Awesome. Sasuke will start by telling Reno that Elena one of his companions is under mind-control and that it is now necessary to dispatch her in order to complete the mission, because he's petty and vengeful like that.

Yuffie > Sasuke?!?!/1?! Sasuke's going to go all apeshit again and start defecting from everyone. D: It's finnnne. Looks like it's about worked out, anyway. :3

[offduty.livejournal.com]

He'll do just fine. (Ahah, fifteen? XD That's the third minor Reno's picked up. First Elena, then the potential of Yuffie came up OOCly, and now Sasuke. ;;; morejailbaitwhut?) I EQUATE GRAMMATICALLY CORRECT WITH GOOD. DX

And then Reno will stand far, far away while Sasuke figures out the gun.

If Sasuke wants tips on the best ways to defect, he's free to consult Reno about it. 8D Yeahhh, true. XDD:; There's only Fus-Fus Rufus left. XD

[sasuke-of-sound.livejournal.com]

The nurses are going to have to add "Fixation with minors" to Reno's list of 'mental' problems. XDD; They'll tell him that in the morning, too, so his morning can reeeeally suck. SUBJECT + VERB + DO STRUCTURE ALL THE WAY THROUGH. >[

Hopefully Sasuke will be smart enough to shoot it away from him and not do the whole "... I wonder if looking down the barrel will make it work?" thing. XD;;

XDDD Yeah, the boy needs to take "Defecting Without Getting Thoroughly Beating Up 101" ASAP. Go Fus-Fus Rufus Go!

[offduty.livejournal.com]

*snerk* His only consolation will be that at least he doesn't have a hangover. Or...he might. Who knows what they fed him to brainwash him like that? >_O OHSNAP! I ARE PWNED BY THE GRAMMAR GREATNESS. :O LOOK, ALLITERATION.

XD Maybe Sasuke should start off with a water gun instead. The whole training room will be soaked. Reno will end up having to weasel his way out of paying for the damages out of pocket because it will all somehow be blamed on him.

Reno could write the book and teach it after tonight. XDD;;

[sasuke-of-sound.livejournal.com]

:O There is going to be one miserable Turk in the cafeteria tomorrow morning. The nurses will have to drag him to breakfast or summat. GRAMMAR > YOU. :[ XD JUST KIDDING, GRAMMAR ARE FOR T3H WEAK PEEPZ LAWLZ.

XDD Homfguh, Sasuke with a water gun. He'd find some way to make it a deadly weapon, sadly enough. XD;

He should. It could be one of those famous books people write when in mental institutions that makes bestsellers because everyone wants to read a book by a crazy. =D

[offduty.livejournal.com]

And we all know how well Reno can pout when he has a mind to. >_O But it is okay, for he shall make it to breakfast for his date! DAMN STRAIGHT WE STRONG PEOPLES NEED NONE OF THEM GRAMMARZ.

Oh God, yeah. XD I bet he could take out an eye with a single, well-placed aim using a super soaker. ♥

Ahahah, too true. XD;;

[sasuke-of-sound.livejournal.com]

Those heartless nurses, to resist a pout from such a cute guy. >X! Sasuke will be waiting. ♥ IT'S THEM PASTY NERD-TYPES WHAT SIT IN FRONT OF COMPUTERS PLAYING THEM CREEPY ONLINE "ROLE-PLAYING GAMES" WHAT NEEDS IT.

That's why they always tell the kids not to aim above the waist; they knew the ninja brats would start killing each other the instant the real powerful SuperSoakers started coming out. :O

Hey, I'd read it. ♥

[theheirshinra.livejournal.com]

I read Sasuke with the pens, and while I know nothing about Naruto, that was hilarious. Then Yuffie with the pillowcase. Rufus is getting a whole new respect for the ninjas.

"Maybe I can hire them as temps."

[sasuke-of-sound.livejournal.com]

They're all "I have things in my hands, therefore I have weapons! " XDDD

Sasuke might take him up on that because the boy is a POWER H0R. If Rufus can teach him techniques not like that. maybe. he'll have a new temp immediately. XD

[theheirshinra.livejournal.com]

Makes perfect sense to me. Better than having nothing.

He and Rufus would get along wonderfully. "You get that half of the world, and I get this. In two months, we'll switch and let the populace think we've come to save them."

They'd be 1984-ish evil.

[sasuke-of-sound.livejournal.com]

True. :3 Next they'll be hoarding bread in their rooms until it goes stale and using that to cause blunt object trauma. ... WHOAH THAT'S ACTUALLY AN IDEA. XD;

Nah, that's more like Orochimaru. Sasuke would be all "I'm going to take my half and exploit its techniques until everyone of any ability is screwed. Then you can come save them and I'll do your half." XD;

Although he and Rufus could collaborate on those creepy monitoring systems. What would they call it instead of Big Brother?

[theheirshinra.livejournal.com]

The best weapons are the unexpected ones.

Makes me actually wish I knew anything about Naruto.

Hrm. Do they really need to name it? Can't just go with 'Annoy Us and Die'?

[sasuke-of-sound.livejournal.com]

XD Like candy canes. I think I read several prisoners swiping candy canes from Arts and Crafts; we'll have to start watching out for those.

=D You can always read the manga or watch fansubs for FREE, and find out? ♥ [/subtle]

Succinct and to the point, Sasuke to a 'T.' XD

[icemilk.livejournal.com]

SAASSSSSSUUUUUUUUKEEEEEEEEEEE. COME BAAAAAAAAAAACKK--

Oh. Nevermind.

[sasuke-of-sound.livejournal.com]

ARE YOU WATCHING, NARUTO?

[tte-bayo.livejournal.com]

IF NARUTO HEARS ABOUT THIS PEN THING, HE WILL MAKE IT HIS GOAL TO BECOME BETTER THAN SASUKE WITH PENS.

[sasuke-of-sound.livejournal.com]

PFFT, SASUKE WILL ALWAYS KICK NARUTO'S ASS WITH THE SHARP-POINTIES, BECAUSE HE'S SPECIALEROMG.

[tte-bayo.livejournal.com]

DAMN SASUKE, THINK YOU'RE SO HOT BUT YOU'RE NOT K. ALTHOUGH, APPARENTLY, NARUTO DOES THINK HE'S HOT. (http://i78.photobucket.com/albums/j101/animufag/sasuke_sai.jpg?t=1168051380)

[sasuke-of-sound.livejournal.com]

NO MATTER WHAT I'M STILL HOTTER THAN YOU, DEAD-LAST. >D XDDD IT'S SO TTLY CANON! ♥ Poor Sakura-chan's face is all ""

[tte-bayo.livejournal.com]

WHAAAT?! STOP PLAYING WITH PENS AND COME OVER HERE AND SAY THAT, I'LL BREAK ALL YOUR BONES! CHYAHAHA, SHE'S DELIGHTED FOR A SECOND, AND THEN LIKE: OMGSOGAY. MY BOYS ARE SO GAY. TIME TO FACE THE FACTS. Since when does Naruto have a bigger crush on him than I do?

[sasuke-of-sound.livejournal.com]

Of course you'd prefer if it denigrated into a fistfight. Her fangirl instincts kick in, but then are overruled by the sheer "... oh my god, our roles just reversed" of it. XDD Of course somewhere out there Kakashi-sensei's going "Since the Country of Wave, duh." because Kaka-sensei knows everything.

[tte-bayo.livejournal.com]

What would you prefer, huh? KAKA-SENSEI KNOWS ALL. HE SAW THIS COMING WITH HIS POWERS OF MASTERING THE OBVIOUS. THAT'S WHY HE WAS LIKE "SASUKE I WON'T STAND FOR SEEING YOU WITH THAT BLONDE HUSSY JUST TELL HIM NO MEANS NO." It was during a private training session so we didn't see it, but I know it happened. I know these things.

[sasuke-of-sound.livejournal.com]

You on your knees, bitch. Something a little less like a brawl. We're ninja, not wrestlers, or did all that orange eat your brain and cause you to forget that bit of information? *hairflip omg!* And Sasuke is all "... wait, who? Whatever. I'll sleep with you if you teach me that swanky technique." SASUKE SELLS SEX FOR JUTSU. ;_______;

[tte-bayo.livejournal.com]

You'll be in that position before me, sucker. Asshole, at least I'm not the one who thinks a rope makes a good belt. Black and blue suited you much better, hmph.

HSAJFDNSA HAHAH. OH SLUTSUKE, WHAT WON'T YOU DO FOR AWESUM POWAH? Naruto knows if he becomes Hokage he might have the most Awesome Powah and maybe Sasuke will come back to him. ;________________;

[sasuke-of-sound.livejournal.com]

O RLY? Don't you know it's always the short and fair one who ukes? It's uniform, dumb shit. At least mine doesn't stick up to be used as handles like the original Sound Five's did.

HE WON'T SWALLOW. THAT'S THE ONE THING HE WON'T DO, EXCEPT FOR ITACHI-NII-SAN. D: That's why he's still trying to become Hokage, sort of, up until someone says the S-word and distracts him. Although Sasuke will never kneel for Naruto even if he gets Supar Hokage Pow4rz. >[

[tte-bayo.livejournal.com]

Believing in stereotypes will get you hurt, Sasuke-chan. Anyone who would willingly wear those uniforms is the dumb one! I expect when your good sense returns to you, you'll realize that, too.

72 HOURS OF SWALLOWING. SUPERSPECIALJUTSU. "Yeah, I'll still be awesome and Hoka-- SASUKE? WHERE? SO MUCH HOTTER THAN SAI. I KNOW HE'LL COME BACK EVEN IF HE WON'T SWALLOW FOR ME EVER." There's so much denial and so much sugarcoating of the betrayal by Naruto in Part 2 that I wince everytime he gets that way. EXCEPT WHEN HE WAS ALL, FAN SASUKE'S FLAMES WITH WIND SO THEY DON'T DIE. I GOT TEARY EYED AND SAJFA AHW.

[sasuke-of-sound.livejournal.com]

Hold on, which one of us has a penchant for turning into a woman, now? Shut up, they're comfortable and versatile. Orochimaru won't train me unless I wear the fucking bow. >(

OHGOD, THAT'S WHAT SASUKE REALLY SAW THAT TIME. "WHERE IS SASUKE-TTEBAYO?! IMMA BRING HIM BACK AND SLEEP WITH HIM. I MEAN SPAR WITH HIM. " Ohgod, yes. So much sugarcoating of Sasuke in general, especially in comparison with Sai. I mean, come on, Sasuke was a crapass teammate until the Chuunin Exams, all he did was show off and make fun of Naruto. A;SLDKFJA;SLDKJ YES OMG I WAS TORN BETWEEN LAUGHING AT HIS INCURABLE GAY AND BURSTING INTO WOMANISH TEARS. ;_______________;

[tte-bayo.livejournal.com]

IT'S A VERY MASTERFUL TECHNIQUE. ONLY TRUE NINJA CAN PULL IT OFF. Tch, somebody's sure whipped. >[ *grumblestupidorochimarubuttface*

AND JIRAIYA IS LIKE, "THIS IS WHAT I HAD TO LISTEN TO FOR TWO AND A HALF YEARS. SERIOUSLY, HE EVEN TALKS ABOUT THAT FUCKER IN HIS SLEEP." LOL INCURABLE GAY AGH I KNOW it just. He breaks my heart too much. :| I'm trying to even imagine how he'd reasonably act in Landel's once he runs into Sasuke and I can't come up with anything short of MORE DENIAL AND MORE OBSESSION. I'M SORRY, SASUKE, THE MUN DOES APOLOGIZE IN ADVANCE.

[sasuke-of-sound.livejournal.com]

Pfft, whatever, dead-last. What the hell would you use it for, except to seduce perverts? Shut up, I'm not whipped. If he refuses to train me for more than two days he sleeps on the couch. >[ I mean -- uh -- is that Sakura I see in a bikini?

POOR JIRAIYA'S GOING TO HATE SASUKE BECAUSE OF THE SHEER FREQUENCY WITH WHICH THE POOR GUY'S HAD TO HEAR HIS NAME FOR TWO AND HALF YEARS. ;___; Actually, make that the entirety of Konoha. .__.U Naruto makes everyone want to pick him up, pet him, and give him a Sasuke love doll. ;__; WHY SO CUTE, MAIN CHARACTER. MAIN CHARACTERS ARE NOT SUPPOSED TO BE THIS LOVABLE. :( Naruto and Sasuke are going to be trouble of some sort no matter how both react. XD; AND HEY, IT'S OKAY. SASUKE'S GOING TO BE A COMPLETE ASS.

[tte-bayo.livejournal.com]

IT SUCCESSFULLY THROWS PEOPLE FOR A LOOP. I'VE USED IT BEFORE FORTHEWIN SO YOU CAN SUCK IT. Like I said, he just wants you for your body. What do you expect from a-- HUHWHATNOW? HEY I DON'T SEE, WHERE, WHERE!

Konoha: Sasuke doesn't want to come back? Oh. Well.
Naruto: HE DOES WANT TO, HE JUST DOESN'T KNOW IT YET.
Konoha: Well, if he willingly--
Naruto: STFU SASUKE WILL COME BACK. HE JUST NEEDS ANOTHER BEATING TO BRING HIM AROUND.
Konoha: We need a therapy center in our village.

I KNOW. HE'S SUCH A LOVABLE LITTLE TARD. I would laugh forever if someone in Landel's picked up on the Narutard thing and started calling him that. EVEN WITHOUT THEIR FULL POWERS THE PLACE WILL SUFFER DAMAGE. I can see someone getting slammed into a wall within five minutes of their meeting. ...I CAN'T WAIT. DFJKDAFDA IMPATIENCE. SASUKEEEEEEEEE.

[sasuke-of-sound.livejournal.com]

If you can't distract people as a man, it says something about your masculinity, doesn't it? Just suck it up and bend over. >[ Dumbass, I knew that when I went in the first place. What do you think is meant when an old man 'marks' you on your neck? -- she jumped into the water, never mind.

XDD TTLY. Everyone's all "... well, if he really wants to go, I guess we should --" and out of the blue Naruto manifests and "HE DIDN'T WANT TO GO ALL HE NEEDED WAS ANOTHER PUNCH AND HE WOULD'VE SEEN THE LIGHT BAYO SASUKEEEEEBAYO!" rings out over the village.

Sasuke already has a full roster of pet names for Naruto, sadly enough. ;___; We'll have to hope someone else does. THEY'RE GOING TO HAVE TO BE SEDATED WITH MAJOR SEDATIVES OF SEDATING DOOM, OBVIOUSLY. And then they will bitch at each other in their sleep, because Naruto's obsessive like that and Sasuke's too immature to not rise to the challenge. u___u;; It might be Sasuke, seeing as he's kind of wounded. Then again, he's always been faster than Naruto BECAUSE HE'S EASY. Two more days. *implodes of waiting ;___;*