damned_lounge | In the lounge, spamming the place.

Last one for awhile, I uh, think?

1) To everyone getting attacked by an Aquila: In about...16 hours I go back to work, yes? And that means I am banished to the internet phone. And that means I get to view all of one page at a time, and it's major fail. So while I'm thinking about it and not busy:

If at all possible, please IM screw the gods on AIM when it is the monster's turn in your posts, with a link to the thread. I will do my best not to make anyone wait too long.

2) It's two days til my previously chosen day, and probably still too early (certainly too early in the morning), but! Since I'm trying to cut down on the spam:

Who are you apping come December 15?

I really liked the format last time, so for grins, instead of posting a name, post a picture or two of your character (smallish, please? Like, icon sized?). Pictures that are huge (bigger than 300x300, let's say), not work safe or spoilerish must be linked instead of directly posted, with appropriate warnings. And anyone is free to reply, including people who may be apping for the first time. ^.^

Also? If your pictures are of Zenon, Shien, or especially Rurouni Kenshin's Saitou? There will be flailing like you don't believe. And possibly the promise of beta help/icons/paid time.

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This is the face Danny would make. This is the face I want him to make. 8DD ~~Yes, I've said this for the zillionth time, but getting a Vlad makes me keysmash-worthy-happy.~~

Daniel, come now, we both know you're happy to see your proper father coming to visit! :D

(Hopefully. Man, why is summarizing 5+ books for one history easy, and summarizing Vlad's past hard? @_@;;;)

.... also, that icon means that Vlad ranks with eating Dash's underwear. XD PRETTY COLD.

-- Aqua Karen

My proper dad wears a big orange jumpsuit and likes fudge. Neither of which you do. >|

(...because Vlad is ten times more awesome than 5 books of history?)

BAHAHAHA. Well, Danny will gladly let that define Vlad's existence. Does this one suit Vlad's tastes better, then?

Vlad says that one will be acceptable. >D

Really, Vlad is a much better father. Ectoblasting the crap out of your kids is good for them :D Builds character! XDD

Fine, then. In that case...

Oh, yeah, and it's always a good father that creates clones of the kid he couldn't have...and tries to kill the kid he couldn't have...and makes holograms of the woman he couldn't have...and tries to kill the man who did...catch the drift? ~~Fruit loop.~~

Hey, if people would just catch onto the program and give him what he wants, there'd be so much less death, destruction, ~~canon-sue~~ Dani melting and clone-making. :D It's not his fault people are slow.

He's a model father. Remember all those early times when he didn't kill Danny, even though Danny was pathetically weak and helpless (probably because Vlad just finished beating the tar out of him again, nevermind that)? Now how gentle and soft-hearted a man is that, I ask you?

Model father. Saint Vlad. Patron Saint of ~~Seriously Crazed-Up Fruitloops~~ Half-Ghost Father Wannabes.

There's a reason people don't give him what he wants. It's called logic.

Considering most men don't think of killing him in the first place? Not very. :D

....Middle-Aged Man Who Desperately Needs to Get a Cat.

Who better than a master of chess to understand logic? Him Plus Maddie Minus Jack Equals Danny-Son! Also, Jazz-Daughter, why not. It's simple math!

I bet Vlad knows at least a dozen men... well, ghosts and Guys in White... who'd like to kill Danny. :D

.... I wonder if cats like fruit loops.

Vlad + Maddie - Jack = a secret underground basement with a lot of weaponry that ISN'T Vlad's. Danny knows this for a fact. :| Oh, and see icon.

Yeah...but ghosts don't really count as 'people.' It's not like a ghost's going to adopt him or something. And most humans don't want to kill Danny. SO there.

Well how else do you think Vlad got a cat that doesn't try to scratch his face off?

Also, possibly one of the most dysfunctional relationships ever.

HOWEVER, that is human!Vlad, a pathetic weak creature compared to Plasmius!Vlad, who is all about the ghost weaponry development. >D How much better will Maddie's lab be when the pink of it is blended with Vlad's natural pinks and purples? Together, they shall conquer the Ghost Zone! ♥

.... a half-ghost adopting Danny is close enough! Besides, Clockwork accepted responsibility for him, that sort of counts.

I was thinking more of the cereal, but yeah. At least the cat doesn't put Specter Deflectors on him as soon as he lowers his guard for snuggly hugs! >(

They made cheese together. That was the extent of their love.

And Maddie'd still hate you for killing her husband, y'know. Dude, even a 14-year-old kid can find flaws in your plan. Might wanna think it through a bit more.

NO IT IS NOT CLOSE ENOUGH JFEIALFJLA *punch* >:|

I was too, actually. XD And I swear to god the cat's been bribed.

There was pretty much no love. (Although why did Maddie stay with him for twenty years? And where did she get money for that extensive lab? And Vlad was rich in that timeline too, you say? HMM.)

Maddie won't hate over what she doesn't know about! Besides, she'll see the light after she's freed of his great, giant, fat, tacky orange shadow.

Throwing the first punch again, Daniel? MWA ha ha.

Do cats like eating cheese? XDD Cheese and fish souffle for sweet kitty.

-- Aqua

This is true. (AND IT WAS BECAUSE HE WAS RICH. >| )

Well...Danny'll tell her. And Vlad better not pull the "I'll tell Maddie you're half-ghost" thing either, because Danny ~~can break the fourth wall~~ knows that Maddie'll accept him...except--NO, NO HE KNOWS IT.

Yeah, throwing the first punch. And throwing the first ectoblast, if you don't mind. *ectoblasts*

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