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[materianinja.livejournal.com]

MERRY CHRISTMAS, damned!!!

That is all.

Edit: I lied. Here's a meme:

If you could give the patients (or doctors!) of Landel's exactly one gift each, what would you get who? Other than a 'Get out of Landel's free' Card. Doesn't have to be your own characters, and you can 'buy' for as many or as few as you like.

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[laverinth.livejournal.com]

AND HAPPY EVERYOTHERHOLIDAY!! XDD ♥

[famira.livejournal.com]

Oh snaps, Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays everyone.

[whiteychan.livejournal.com]

Characters I'd buy stuff for...

Allen: I'd buy him a "how to" book on "how to woo women." XD

Artemis Fowl: I'd buy him a book by Stephen Hawking. Dunno which one, any would suffice. XD

Hitsugaya: He gets a puppy.

Homura: He gets one of those big foamy "#1" hands.

Omi: A crossbow. I know he's been wanting one for soooo long. :P That or a puppy.

Rhode: She gets a pink shirt that says "Pretty Princess" on it.

Matsumoto: A new bra.

Orihime: A new bra.

Ichimaru: Some face cream. That much smiling is sure to leave wrinkles soon enough.

Hinamori: A new hat to replace that blue thing. :P

Rukia: A book on tape detailing the exploits of Napoleon.

Renji: A puppy.

Byakuya: New hair clips...this time in neon colors!

erm....I'm running out of ideas. Maybe more later. :P

[not-rly-fai.livejournal.com]

Aw, I thought for sure Ichimaru would get coal~ you DO care. ♥

hehe... and poor Allen... I think he'll be fine as long as he doesn't try out any of General Cross' techniques O_o

[sugarsweetblood.livejournal.com]

PINK IS NOT RHODE'S COLOR,, YOU!!! *moves to throw shirt, but spots the "Pretty Princess" on it and stops* ... you could have at least made it purple, you know... or black... oh! I can put bloodstains on it! That'll make it tolerable! *skips off*

[not-rly-fai.livejournal.com]

Hmm what to get...

Hitsugaya: Some watermelon of course.

Rangiku: Sake. Definitely.

Rukia: Some new markers.

Renji: A straight answer. ;p Um... how about some mystery novels? *is unoriginal* ^.^;

Hinamori: A copy of "Men are from Mars, Women are from Venus." I think Hitsu might need one too... *cough*

Homura: Toe socks! *_* because who doesn't love those?

River: Would it really be a surprise...?

Allen: A kitty! Or maybe just a Timcanpi... :D

Fai: A Kuro-pii! Fai wants some booze. Any kind as long as it's strong.

Gin: A night off with the vice captain of 10th squad. ♥ I think he's been bad... so he gets coal. ^.^; Or a spanking from 'Mrs. Claus.' ;D

Rinali: A new miniskirt. If only for Allen's benefit. ♥

Rhode: Candy? An umbrella maybe...? I think I'm running out of ideas too... *fails*

[whiteychan.livejournal.com]

Watermelon IS, in fact, awesome.

And would the miniskirt REALLY be for Allen's benefit, or for his torment?

You do loves tormenting your characters, after all. ;)

[sugarsweetblood.livejournal.com]

Candyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy~~~~ *cuddles* But all I really want is Allen-kuuuuuuuun~~~~~~~~

[fuyunohanabi.livejournal.com]

Maybe Rangiku's sake can be combined to good effect with Gin's night off ^_~

[sugarsweetblood.livejournal.com]

((All people who Rhode's met, in order <333333, with Rhode deciding the gifts as well~~~~~~))

Allen Walker: Me with a big bow on top!! *pounces him*

Jr. Bookman (Ravi): A horde of living-undead. THey're so much fun to play with, he'll have a blast!

Rukia: Ducktape. We all know what it's to be used for too.

Ichigo: Black Hair Dye. He's too confusing when the Jr Bookman's the one with the bright hair.

Empty-child (WHUT?!): A little dollie programmed to say "Mummy's dead" over and over and over and over and... *cackles*

Captain Jack Harkness: A teeth pulling. Really, that smile blinds it's so annoying!

Phibrizzo: Baby's first bloodbath, written by The Millennium Earl. That'll teach him some fun!

"Emily" (Larxene): A hole in the head.

Sakura Haruno: Chill pills

Reika: An Akuma makeover! Just need some skin and the metal and we're good to go!

Cloud Strife: Crucial Conversations: Tools for Talking When Stakes are High by Kerry Patterson, Joseph Grenny, Ron McMillan, and Al Switzler

Lord Tamaki: Shampoo... looks like he uses a ton.

Rinali: censored for graphic content

Ururu: A friend (other than her)

Kenren: A fishing date with Tyki

Citan Uzuki: A book TO THE HEAD!

Dairine: A sugar high

Hiei: Attitude adjustment... and some platforms

Kurama: Pony tail holder

Kurikara: Attitdue adjustment... and some... wait, we've been over this. They can share!

Albel Nox: Attitude adj--... oh I give up!

Sanji: A swan. He said he wanted one... I think.

Sagara Sousuke: Paranoia: A Novel by Joseph Finder

Zoro: A sword. He looks like he'd chop things up with ease and I like that!

Mousse: A brain, and some stain-resistant glasses

Ichimaru Gin: Anti-depressants

Histugaya: A personal electirc fence to keep Rhode out to tame that viscious attack human of his.

Hinamoir Momo: A leash, a muzzle, and sedatives

Xemnas: Coffee. He liked that, right?

Saix: Tact

Xelloss: A playdate with me!

Gluttony: Food?

Cliff Fittir: A beating with his own severed arm and a brain-licking

HK-47: His very own regenerating meatbag for torture joys. (NOT Allen Walker)

Aaaaaand, that's it thus far. I wonder if anyone wants to thread with my little monster after that~~~

Merry Christmas you annoying things!! *prances off*

[i-promised.livejournal.com]

Ahahaha. Zoro would. I think his is one of the only gifts that would go very, very much appreciated.

[whiteychan.livejournal.com]

By "food," do you mean human shaped food? <3

[puddingtreat.livejournal.com]

Regarding Albel Nox, I think it's a vain cause XD BUT IT'S THE THOUGHT THAT COUNTS! :D Or something

Xemnas actually got one of the more nicer presents XDDD

[myopic-mousse.livejournal.com]

Mousse: A brain, and some stain-resistant glasses

Oh, BURN.

Poor Mousse...I know you have a brain...;_;

[enigmaticmedium.livejournal.com]

Xelloss approved, but now he wants to know, does that mean "a playdate with him" or a playdate alongside him. As long as he's in Landel's he'll prefer the latter! XD

[not-rly-fai.livejournal.com]

Allen wishes to return his gift...

Hey I have that crucial conversation book... they made us read it for work... O_o

And I think Fai needs the anti-depressants way more than mr. smiley ;D

[i-promised.livejournal.com]

WOO MERRY CHRISTMAS (WINTER SOLSTACE? HOLIDAY?) EVERYONE.


Gifts: (sorted by fandom! 8D;;)

Luffy: MEAT

Zoro: A gift certificate to "Swords 'r Us"

Nami: A gift card with money inside

Usopp: This (http://www.oozak.com/images/copic/small/72B_copic_a.jpg) ;__;

Sanji: A girlfriend Porn with an instruction manual Decorative baking equipment. (One can never have enough of those. ♥)

Light: The shirt he wore to the field trip ♥

L: Shades (http://www.theceleblife.com/thumb.php?f=out/images/1136497380_whitesunglasseskwest.jpg&w=480) Cough.

Naomi: A self help book ("100 ways to cope with loss for a woman work-a-holic")

Javert: A copy of Les Miserables

Zelgadis: Skin ointment

Xelloss: A shirt pin that says "TOP SECRET!"

Phibrizzo: A pat on the back

Artemis: A pat on the back

Ururu: A pat on the back

Orihime: A good, nice, SIMPLE cook book

Hitsugaya: Heels A boob helmet A gift certificate for bread

Renji: Foot powder

Matsumoto: Good perfume...??

Mousse: Contact lenses

Rhode: A hairstyle More ribbons. LOTS OF RIBBONS.

Allen: An anti-ribbon kit (just in case)

Gluttony: Phibrizzo with a ribbon on his head MEAT?


And... and... *falls over*

[whiteychan.livejournal.com]

HAHAHAHAHA! <3 on the Phibrizzo with a ribbon on his head! Gluttony would do the dance of joy over that one. XD

And the thought of Hitsu with a Boob Helmet...priceless. :P

[sugarsweetblood.livejournal.com]

RIBBONS!!! Hopefully purple and black ones, yes~~~~~?

[enigmaticmedium.livejournal.com]

Secret agent man! Secret agent maaaan! ... well, mazoku, close enough. XD

♥ Usopp will love his present! And he could use it to draw porn for Sanji no less. Win/win!

[hellmunchkin.livejournal.com]

Are you attaching the bow when you pat him on the back?

[not-rly-fai.livejournal.com]

They MAKE anti-ribbon kits? Allen is pleased. ♥

[blazing-general.livejournal.com]

Light: Paradise Lost.
HK: An arc wrench, what else? Wait, maybe an Aratech sniper rifle...
Yuffie: Ritalin.
Momo: Body armor.
Artemis: Buch der Dunkelheit.
Recluse: Tachikoma.
Yuber: World peace <3
Fibrizo: An "I summoned the Supreme Golden Lord from her throne on the Sea of Chaos and all I got was this stupid T-shirt" T-shirt.

More if I think of them...

[blazing-general.livejournal.com]

Wait, was the idea to give nice gifts? I seem to have developed a bad case of total asshole with this meme.

Not that I didn't mostly choose characters who totally deserve it. And now for some clothing:

Schuldig: Tinfoil hat
Reinforce: A knit book cover
Zelgadis: That rabbit costume
Raine: Earmuffs
Subzero: A scarf
Signum: A little sword pendant

[enigmaticmedium.livejournal.com]

Folks my character has met by order of character who met 'em... plus my characters.

Luffy: Meat... or a dead giant scorpion to try to get Sanji to cook
Zoro: Swords
Sanji: Cooking supplies, or prison money, a.k.a. cigarettes
Nami: Prison money, a.k.a. cigarettes
Yuber: High explosives. That oughta make some chaos. >D
Sai: "How To Win Friends and Influence People"
Jack Horner: Vorpal blade >D... or booze
Roy Mustang: A non-alchemical flamethrower
Sousuke: Metal detector for bomb checks
Bridget: A "Nobody Knows I'm *malesymbol* ♥" t-shirt in pale blue, with a small blue t-shirt for Roger
Usopp: Sniper rifle >D... oh, all right, Kabuto slingshot

Phibrizzo: A few select little golden spheres...
Seishirou: ... Subaru?
Zelgadis: An empty box delivered from Xelloss JUST TO DRIVE HIM MAD MWA HA HA
Hitsugaya: Miniature body armor XD;
Artemis Fowl II: Same
Danny Phantom: A t-shirt that says "Perfectly Normal"
Xelloss: Super-secretive dark sunglasses. Just 'cause.

Armand: A ring with the Pimpernel's signet to remind him of home. (A sword is probably more practical...)
Lust: A supportive bra
Gluttony: Human-flavored chew toy to bide the time?
Star Dragon Sword: A comfortable and dignified outfit that is the right height for him
Mark: One of his nice black suits from back home

[hellmunchkin.livejournal.com]

Yes, a select few golden spheres would make Hellmaster a happy little Mazoku...:D

[accursed-rock.livejournal.com]

Edward Tivursky IV-- a computer
Mason--bleach (for his blue areas)
River-- some meds
Edward Elric-- milk
Aziraphale-- The Very Nice and Accurate Prophecies, of course
Crowley-- a penny to glue to the floor of some hallway
Jack Horner--a haircut
The Hitachiin Twins-- pink and blue hairdye
Mousse-- contacts
Phibby-- a swift death
Xellos-- duct tape. for his mouth.