Fortune for click, one-time special!

[lokogato.livejournal.com]

Hey, Landamned, if you haven't already given your character a fortune.

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--Sasuke-mun

Comments

[1imited-edition.livejournal.com]

...I got 'computers are not intelligent, they only think they are' for Reinforce. -_-;;;;;;;;

[lokogato.livejournal.com]

XD; All of these are proving strangely appropriate. It's actually kind of frightening. The fortune cookie sees into your mind.

[1imited-edition.livejournal.com]

I guess something involving books would have been even funnier but she still pretty much follows android anime tropes, so yeah. Appropriate but insulting. XD

[tte-bayo.livejournal.com]

You can't fall off the floor.

HOW PERFECT IS THIS? It is inspirational for Naruto. No matter how many times he falls on the floor, he'll never be able to fall off the floor.

[lokogato.livejournal.com]

AMEN.

MAY HE NEVER READ SHEL SILVERSTEIN. *shot*

[tte-bayo.livejournal.com]

HAHAHAHAHHA. His dreams would be crushed. :/ The only thing he had going for him, proven false with poetry.

[walking-complex.livejournal.com]

You can build a throne with bayonets, but you can't sit on it for long.

:B

[desertification.livejournal.com]

SEE HOJO. SEE?

[walking-complex.livejournal.com]

But the shiny... how can you resist the shiny? :[

[a_sin_for_him]

Tamaki gets: If at first you don't succeed, redefine success.

Hughes gets: He's the kind of guy, that, well, if you were ever in a jam he'd be there ... with two slices of bread and some chunky peanut butter.

[lokogato.livejournal.com]

XD WHAT IS WITH THESE WEIRDLY APROPOS RESULTS. I was expecting the totally random crap you usually get and secretly hoping for something like "There is a tall, dark stranger in your path", and instead the generator spits out creepily accurate lines. :O

[desertification.livejournal.com]

I only get random shit :(

[prisonerofdeath.livejournal.com]

Fox: The shortest and surest way to live with honor in the world is to be in reality what we appear to be.

Wesker: The goal of science is to build better mousetraps. The goal of nature is to build better mice.

I like that place

[lokogato.livejournal.com]

It's kind of addictive, isn't it? *has been refreshing for five minutes* >_____>;

[repolarization.livejournal.com]

For myself I got: The road to success is always under construction.

Ginji: A well adjusted person is one who makes the same mistake twice without getting nervous.

Naoe: You're never too old to become younger.

and... for Zabuza... whose account I have not created yet and whose application is NOT complete <.< only the opposite of that... Nothing is ever accomplished by a reasonable man.

OMG HOW SCARY AND FUNNY IS THAT??? XD

[lokogato.livejournal.com]

ISN'T THIS THING CREEPY? :O Ginji = well-adjusted. One of the few in anime. >___>;

[perfect-meld.livejournal.com]

Got this for Carnage: " Always behave like a duck - keep calm and unruffled on the surface but paddle like the devil underneath."

And for Sanzo: " Time is the enemy of all things.

[perfect-meld.livejournal.com]

One more for Carnage:

"here are two kinds of men who never amount to much - those who cannot do what they are told and those who can do nothing else."

[lokogato.livejournal.com]

... I saw "behave like a duck" and thought "SPECIAL COUNSELING IDEAS." >_______>;

Sanzo's sounds very deep. He's probably the only one who truly understands it. :O

[blacksustenance.livejournal.com]

Damn, wish I had used this before I started posting around. xP

Got this for Darman: "Remember, even if you win the rat race -- you're still a rat."

For Qui-Gon: " Any time things appear to be going better, you have overlooked something."

And for Brock/Venom: "Experience is what causes a person to make new mistakes instead of old ones."

[lokogato.livejournal.com]

>___> I found this pretty late. SORRY.

Although eerily appropriate, none of the fortunes the characters are getting seem to be positive ones. .____.U

[reunion.livejournal.com]

I cheated and kept going until I found ones I liked.

- It is better to be hated for what you are than loved for what you are not.
- Arguments with furniture are rarely productive.
- Violence is the last refuge of the incompetent.
- Sanity is the trademark of a weak mind.

... And he'd probably have a shitfit at all of these, especially the third one. :x

[1imited-edition.livejournal.com]

Okay, I got a good one for Signum (who I'm probably apping next cycle if I don't watch enough Black Cat to switch to Sven). "Be ashamed to die until you have achieved some victory for humanity."

She'd consider it positive, anyway.

[twelveapathy.livejournal.com]

Like Lina, I also cheated.

"The only way to get rid of a temptation is to yield to it."

Larxene approves.