Okay, so I'm back early

[theycutitout.livejournal.com]

I'm ready to get into this shift and stuph. Sorry about the delay, and I ended up having River show for Simon anyhow. But we'd love more company? Is the Firefly meet-up still happening? I could always have River lead them to our injured Captain. :P Otherwise, she'd love to bond with her brother and any passerbys.

She still needs to flick Sasuke in the nose, after all, and tell him he needs have illogical (if not for the cause of reproduction, what's intercourse for?), sexual relations with his loud, blond friend.

And one more thing.

GO BARRET!!!!!!!!!111111111111111

Though River might be slightly disgruntled because you aren't her father and that? That's her mom.

Comments

[right-handed.livejournal.com]

YOU THINK RIVER'S GOING TO BE DISGRUNTLED...

[heavens-too-far.livejournal.com]

I STILL SAY RIVER AND SIMON NEED TO RUN INTO SCAR AND DIAS FOR MAXIMUM DISCOMFORT LEVELS. River can huff about the male psyche. >:[

[theycutitout.livejournal.com]

AHHH, THAT SHOULD TTLY HAPPEN. Where are they? I will ask Jules if this is okay.

[heavens-too-far.livejournal.com]

They're in the M11-M20 hallway talking to each other around Naoe. :D

[reversebemylot.livejournal.com]

OF COURSE IT IS OKAY

[theycutitout.livejournal.com]

XD OMG

BARRET VS. SCAR.

It's like a Pokemon battle. And RIVER MISSES HER DAD.

[bigshotbarret.livejournal.com]

I NEVER EVER want Scar to SC EVER.

Ever.

I mean it. I don't want to lose my character :(

[sasuke-of-sound.livejournal.com]

1. Sasuke and said loud, blond friend (and also a certain redhead) are currently outside the F-hall.

2. Sasuke would like to state that he needs to revive his clan. Said loud, blond friend is not a woman.

3. GO BARRET INDEED. THAT IS SOME ASS HE IS TAPPING. :O

[reversebemylot.livejournal.com]

2. But River is a woman. Oooh, Sasuke, I see where you're going with this...

SIMON PROTESTS.

[theycutitout.livejournal.com]

RIVER IS INTERESTED IN REVIVING A CLAN. :D

[sasuke-of-sound.livejournal.com]

[theycutitout.livejournal.com]

[sasuke-of-sound.livejournal.com]

[sasuke-of-sound.livejournal.com]

2. Shinobi are trained to find stealthy, roundabout methods of achieving their goals. ♥

SASUKE SAYS YEAH WELL. OLDER BROTHERS CAN GO SUCK ON CYANIDE FOR ALL HE CARES.

[theycutitout.livejournal.com]

1. River might decide to wander and make Simon follow.

2. If my Sakura happens, I volunteer her for the sole purpose of breeding an Uchiha boy with pink hair. :D

3. BARRET IS PIMP.

[sasuke-of-sound.livejournal.com]

1. Perhaps she can alleviate the tension in the group! XD Although, logically, that takes a miracle.

2. DUDE I ALWAYS LAUGH ABOUT THAT. BECAUSE. How much would it suck for your doujutsu to clash wildly with your own hair?

3. SO HE IS, HOT DAMN. I'D HIT HIM UP MYSELF.

[theycutitout.livejournal.com]

1. She will try. And maybe succeed. By talking to Sasuke about Reviving the Clan. XD

2. Sakura says that Sasuke could use a little pink in his life. And would be very glad to bestow this GREAT GIFT upon the new, Uchiha clan.

3. I think we should all gang bang Barret.

[sasuke-of-sound.livejournal.com]

1. Sasuke will addawibbawuh if she mentions reviving the clan. He was eight when he decided to do that. HE PROBABLY HAD NO IDEA HOW IT WAS DONE, YOU KNOW? XD

2. Sasuke says that there is no way he is ever going to wear pink, even if it will make his hatred strong enough to kill Itachi-nii-san. >(

3. I second this notion. Tonight at 7:00?

[pimp-plan.livejournal.com]

ZELOS is disgruntled because someone got laid before him.

BARRET IS JUST PISSING OFF EVERYONE. :[

[bigshotbarret.livejournal.com]

DON'T HATE THE PLAYER HATE THE GAME!

[gotahunch.livejournal.com]

Cliff will be equally disgruntled. HE'S KNOWN LUST FOR WAY LONGER. PLAYA HAYTIN'. DD:

[roseisrain.livejournal.com]

*high fives*

BTW, Zelos and Cliff totally need to meet and have a pimp off. Yes. It must happen.

[gotahunch.livejournal.com]

*high five!*

ABSOLUTELY. I am 100% behind this idea.

[bigshotbarret.livejournal.com]

.....

.......

I knew someone was going to bring attention to their sexcapades eventually...

[theycutitout.livejournal.com]

I know you love me. :D

[gotahunch.livejournal.com]

They ended with 69 comments. C'mon. <3

[burningvigor.livejournal.com]

Yes, the meeting is still on. Mal is trying to get to the F1-F10 hallway. It's just taking him a while. D:

[reversebemylot.livejournal.com]

If Simon only had his supplies, he could be a proper doctor...

[theycutitout.livejournal.com]

River can find him mayhaps? Or actually Inara and Kaylee were about to go looking.

[burningvigor.livejournal.com]

Whatever works, I guess. XD!

[1imited-edition.livejournal.com]

Oh sure, it's all fun and games now, but what are you going to do when the new generation of regenerating alchemical-diamond-gun-finger zombie babies is unleashed on Landel's, huh? It's just like... Battlestar and X-Files and all that other crap with hybrid baby conspiracies.

[theycutitout.livejournal.com]

XD There's a mental image.

[reduxvalentine.livejournal.com]

HELL FUCKING NO

sorry automatic reaction

[damn-legends.livejournal.com]

I saw the words 'sexual relations with a blond' and 'BARRET' and my mind jumped to a very satisfying conclusion involving swordplay and OTP and squealed 'OMG WE HAVE A CLOUD AGAIN!'

I need to play the game again. Dear God. Cloud/Barret - OTP forever. It's so much my OTP it's even shaped my other shippings (http://firefly99.livejournal.com/224712.html).

[prisonerofdeath.livejournal.com]

...River...

XD I'm not even sure where to start!

You can't go revive dead clans with Sasuke.

Let Scar and Barret fight it out with their bare hands.

And... umm... I'll be having medical supplies to carry around from now on, probably.

Seriously, though, I pity anyone who mistreats River, because not only is she perfectly capable of kicking ass on her own. She also has plenty of violent, strong, slightly psychotic people willing to take up the fight. She's probably the most well-protected person in Landels.