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[captain-hunam.livejournal.com]

In light of recent events, I thing we should have a vote about what characters are simply too girly to be allowed and should be kicked out now, in hopes that our terrible mods won't kick out everyone. :D

I nominate:

Admiral ZEX ("Effete," they call the VUX as a whole? DAMN GAY STRAIGHT. What kind of man giggles his way through attempting seduction? Anyway, he's no fun to play with. >[ ZARLA YOU'RE A TERRIBLE PLAYER AND SHOULD FEEL TERRIBLE.)

Haku (Giiiiirly^10, seriously! He's so girly that Artemis is straight for him!) HAKU'S SO MANLY, HE MAKES CHUCK NORRIS LOOK LIKE PARIS HILTON. HE HAS NO PLACE ON THIS LIST.

Bridget (Must you even ask?)

Sai's already gone, so no need to nominate him! :D

Mello (He's almost as girly looking as Haku!)

Misamisa (Even girls shouldn't be that girly! Also, eeeew, heterosexuality. :V )

./¨\_,~••• OTHER NOMINATIONS~*~*~*~*~
Ashton
Okita
Fai
Roy Mustang
Zabuza
Itachi
Hitsugaya
Kadaj
Adelheid
Renji
Armand
Edgeworth
Sanji
Aidou
Mozenrath
Phibrizzo
Nakago
Kenshin
Keman
Hijikata
Axel
Sanzo
Kurikara
Hisoka
Oriya
Albel
Obi-wan

Comments

[laverinth.livejournal.com]

Why isn't Ashton on that list? :[

[captain-hunam.livejournal.com]

HM. You ask a very good question. It may be because I've never stalked his threads and am not exactly familiar with the character on my own, but I agree that he's pretty much as girly as Barbie's Violently Pink Dream Car. ADD HIM TO THE LIST!

[byname-bynature.livejournal.com]

Artemis seconds the nomination for Mello, but argues that Haku is the one who wears the pants. Therefore, he must go. :<

Too bad~ *throws out smutfic*

[byname-bynature.livejournal.com]

OH, AND I NOMINATE OKITA. BECAUSE DUDE. USERNAME.

Ohgodhideme.

[continuum.livejournal.com]

I'M PUTTIN' MY VOTE IN FOR OKITA. >:[

[haiiro-no-chou.livejournal.com]

HELLS YES.

[cnflctofintrst.livejournal.com]

Mello would like to enter into the evidence this (http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/0/0c/Artemis_crescent.jpg) picture of Artemis.

[byname-bynature.livejournal.com]

>:O WHERE DID YOU GET THAT, LYING WHORE?!!

[contentincloset.livejournal.com]

Kurogane is obliged to nominate Fai D. Flourite for this

[haiiro-no-chou.livejournal.com]

Wait... Fai's a GUY???? D8

[nest.livejournal.com]

I THINK ASHTON IS PRETTY DAMN GIRLY.

[dame_grise]

I have no girly characters. Just don't look too closely at Armand. He's supposed to look a lot like his sister. Only not.

[captain-hunam.livejournal.com]

... Hmmm. *Eyes Armand* I dunno, he looks kinda girly to me...

[dame_grise]

Poor Bridget.

[i-promised.livejournal.com]

Sanji and Usopp just barely made it :|

I MEAN. COUGH. wth. Misa-Misa demands a re-count.

[i-promised.livejournal.com]

Waitaminuteyouhaven'tcountedyetWHAT.

[leaute.livejournal.com]

I nominate Roy Mustang. Even gay men shouldn't be that flaming.

[lokogato.livejournal.com]

... some part of my soul died even as another was born thanks to that. ♥

[roger-hug.livejournal.com]

Bridget would like to state that he is SO TOTALLY MANLY! He's SO MANLY,he just seems girly. Like really hot water that seemscold.

Man, TWO of my characters are on that list... well, before the EDIT of TRUTH!

[captain-hunam.livejournal.com]

Yes. Manly. Right. :|

I'M GLAD YOU NOTICED THAT THE EDIT IS ENTIRELY FACTUAL AND TRUTHFUL. :D

[lokogato.livejournal.com]

It's obvious Haku wears the pants in everyone one of his relationships. Therefore, I nominate ZABUZA, for having a massive crush on MANLY HAKU.



BUT TO KEEP IC I GUESS I SHOULD ALSO NOMINATE ITACHI. :/

[be-my-tool.livejournal.com]

WUT BIOTCH?! The use of the word "MANLY" automatically discredits your theory.

Zabuza will cut you. >.<

[dame_grise]

Armand insists I nominate Hitsugaya. I keep trying to tell him that looking young isn't the same thing as looking girly, but he keeps giving me his chin against his chest sulk. He knows how to manipulate me.

[captain-hunam.livejournal.com]

"His chin against his chest sulk"? HMMM. Girly~

*Adds Hitsugaya gleefully*

[haiiro-no-chou.livejournal.com]

Kadaj is out! He has beautiful girl hair... :q

And Adelheid, while we're at it. He was originally supposed to be a girl, after all. ;) AND DON'T DENY IT!

AND RENJI, BECAUSE HE'S A PANSY.

[leaute.livejournal.com]

I was about to nominate Renji because he clearly bottoms to Rukia, but then again, the entire cast of Bleach bottoms to Rukia. We should put them all on notice.

[leaute.livejournal.com]

[continuum.livejournal.com]

...Win. XDD

And Reno vehemently denies that long hair is the mark of a sissy. >[

(But you left out Edgeworth! He has the frilly scarf.~)

[i-promised.livejournal.com]

YEAH. OKAY. NEVERMIND. SANJI NOMINATION HERE (http://img188.imageshack.us/img188/2770/sanji14da.jpg). :|

I'm doing it for his own good. Really.

[laverinth.livejournal.com]

...WHUT. >[

Everyone knows Zoro wears dresses when no one's looking.

[idolism]

Aidou is so out.

Because, really. Look at this icon.

[her-lion.livejournal.com]

omggg can I borrow one of his hair clips. 8[

[ladyuranus.livejournal.com]

I nominate Mozenrath. For obvious reasons.

Also, Phibrizzo, because even as a kid he looks like a girl.

[i-promised.livejournal.com]

Oh! N-NAKAGO. :O

...

...

*needs to hide now*

[jennifer.livejournal.com]

SECONDED WITH A VENGEANCE. *also needs to hide*

[bewarethecute.livejournal.com]

Why has no one nominated Kenshin or Keman? COME ON PEOPLE.

And if you have seen Hijikata's legs, you will know why he has to go.

Axel's child-bearing hips should have been on the list by default.

Sanzo is called a girly priest multiple times in canon.

AND THEN THERE IS KURIKARA. WHO IS THE WIFE, AND MUST BE ON THE LIST. Also Hisoka. And Oriya. So no more bitches for Muraki.

[contentincloset.livejournal.com]

Blondie the effeminate monk....

[jennifer.livejournal.com]

Why has no one nominated Axel yet? I am doing so, FOR GREAT JUSTICE.

ETA: Actually, why has no one nominated the entire cast of Kingdom Hearts, besides Namine and Kairi? I know those two are manly enough for the rest of them, but...

[0bnoxious.livejournal.com]

I nominate Albel Nox, because...
- he wears a skirt
- two rattails
- he's PMSing on a regular basis

[famira.livejournal.com]

Nominating Obi-Wan because really -

- Prissy
- Hates getting his hands in dirty things (excuse me, in "uncivilized" things)
- Ponytail and braid?

[jei.livejournal.com]

I nominate Freyjadour Falenas, who looks waaaay too much like his mother.

And Leon Magnus, who wears a pink cape and his mother's earrings.

[fishytasty.livejournal.com]

http://tawamureru.deviantart.com/art/ToD-Oh-Marian-59162713

I just had to. 8D

[aqua-karen.livejournal.com]

Vlad is a manly man, but he's the kind of manly man who shoots pink energy blasts, swings his wrist limply, and wears a kicky little skirt.

Xelloss, on the other hand, has no excuse. He looks way too convincing in a skirt.