More Memeness!

[damnrudecock.livejournal.com]

Just because I'm really curious, let's play a game called:

Six Degrees of River Tam

Yes, totally based on the same concept as the Kevin Bacon version.* The idea is to, through ic connections, link any of your characters to River Tam by the quickest way possible in six 'steps' or less. Here's some examples:

Homura and Ururu both have directly spoken to River Tam. Ururu even had naked bonding time with her. (One step each)
Sanosuke has spoken to Homura through the bulletin, who has directly spoken to River Tam. (Two steps)
Hiei spends lots of time cuddling with Kurikara, who has been fawned over by various shinigami, who frequently talk to Renji, who is very overprotective of River Tam. (Four steps).

Simple enough, right? And why River Tam? Because I liked the way it sounded. And there are several ways to find a trail, obviously, so have fun with it.


How do you know Tad's played too many aquila? When she types "virgin" instead of "version".


ETA: Memes are for fun, and participation is in no way mandatory. If you have a problem with this meme (or any that I post), my info is in the contact list. But me personally? I'd really appreciate the matter being taken up privately with myself or the mods.

Anonymous comments will be screened. Sorry for the drama guys.

Comments

[zalia.livejournal.com]

Ed has previous relationship with Lust who is River's adopted Mother.

Yohji is sleeping with Schuldig who healed River for a short time.

Kenren has actually talked to River directly! :D

Rangiku again, has actually talked to River when she healed her, and also regularly talks to Renji who often talks to Rive.r

Argilla has talked to Ururu who has had naked shower time with River!

[laverinth.livejournal.com]

Oh man. XD

Brooklyn has directly spoken to River Tam. Kinda. (The cheater.)

Leon is a companion of Dias who is "family" of River Tam.

Sai is an acquaintance of/from the same world as Sasuke who frequently talks to River Tam.

Sanji flirted with Rangiku who knows Renji who is close to River Tam.

[zalia.livejournal.com]

Actually, Ran has talked to River directly :D

[laverinth.livejournal.com]

I saw that, but didn't feel like editing. ^^;

[whiteychan.livejournal.com]

Hitsugaya has talked with and been thoroughly confused by River. (1 degree)

Rinali Li doesn't much like Renji who is the overprotective big brother of River. (2 degrees)

Gluttony is the companion to Lust who acts as the mother of River (2 degrees)

Caleb Looks like Mal who is the captain of the ship River is on. (2 degrees...gimme a break, Caleb's only talked to Albel so far, and I have no idea how he relates to river. :P)

[corellianrogue]

Albel is from the same world as Cliff who was bffs with Yohji who is sleeping with Schuldig who temporarily healed River! :D

There might be a closer connection, but that's the best I can come up with before work.

[puddingtreat.livejournal.com]

Albel was also interacted with/saved by Mal once, who is from the same world as River :D

[continuum.livejournal.com]

Reno has spoken directly with River. Or, well, River spoke directly to him once. (One step)

Angel knows Anya who has had a discussion with River about bunnies (Two steps)

[colortheory.livejournal.com]

Elena (dropped BUT I'M TTLY GONNA PUT HER IN HERE ANYWAY) was BFF with River Tam.

Hikaru is friends with Tamaki, who used to date Elena who was BFF with River Tam.

Kenshin sort of works for Homura, who has spoken with River Tam.

Keman has met Renji a few times, who has had naked bonding time with is BFF with River Tam. River Tam has also freaked out Shana, his foster-sister, and accosted poor, clueless Valyn (who has also had naked bonding time with Renji) on his first day.

[boot-i-licious.livejournal.com]

Who HASN'T had naked bonding time with Renji? It's craaaazy. :P

[colortheory.livejournal.com]

Abarai Renji: the Landel's Town Bicycle.

[theladyfeylene.livejournal.com]

Valyn insists his naked bonding time was totally special, because it involved wet naked hugging.

[colortheory.livejournal.com]

Oh, and if I'm adding a dropped character, I might as well do the thing properly--

Kaylee lives on the same space ship as River Tam. She is also romantically tied to Simon, River's older brother. (One step and two steps, respectively)

[theladyfeylene.livejournal.com]

Lust is River's adopted mother. (One step.)
Hughes has been talked to and confused massively by River. (One step.)
Tamaki has attempted to Host to River. (One step.)
Lyta has gotten into a pissing match with Schuldig who helped River. (Two steps.)
Valyn has met River. (One step.)
Citan has spoken to Reno who has spoken directly to River. (Two steps.)
Naomi has...um...I may need to come back to this one, Naomi really doesn't talk to too many people. :/

[damnrudecock.livejournal.com]

Naomi has a massive crush on L who spoke to Homura last day shift! Who has spoken and danced with River ;)

[theladyfeylene.livejournal.com]

Naomi would like to take this moment to hide her face in her hands and insist, loudly and yet again, that it's not a crush. :D

[laverinth.livejournal.com]

Naomi spoke with Brooklyn who's (kinda) spoken to River Tam. :3

[unmocked-lawr.livejournal.com]

Javert's first roommate was Mal who captains the ship on which River lives. (two degrees)

Thursday has spoken to Renji who is River's big brother. (two degrees)

[roger-hug.livejournal.com]

Let me see....

Haku is Artemis' boyfriend roommate who is friends with Renji who is River's Big Brother. (three)

Bridget is BFF with with Armand who is friends with Javert who WAS Mal's roommate who captains the ship River came from. (four)

Takaya's spoken on the board to River once, but he doesn't remember it so.... almost a degree?

[melting.livejournal.com]

haha this is cute

Ashton has met River directly. At one point he beheaded her mimic, actually. ♥ At another point she smeared cream cheese on his nose.
Nami has talked to Rangiku, who's talked to River.
Peony uhhhhh has harassed Claude, who is rivals with Dias, who is River's big bro. :]

[subversive.livejournal.com]

Kadaj was stabbed in the chest with a pen by River Tam and still wants to kill her for it. D'aww. (One)
Light has spoken with and wants to enlist (as a bitchminion, possibly-- FUCK IF I KNOW WHAT GOES ON IN THAT MAN'S HEAD) Lust, who is River's adopted mother. (Two)

... Yeeeaaaah.

[lokogato.livejournal.com]

Sasuke danced a jig with her.

... among other things.

eta: negative several numbers separation? 6___9

[wishescankill.livejournal.com]

Anya is River's personal advisor in their war against the bunnies! (One Step)

Mason looks up to and has a crush on Lyta, who had a fight with Schuldig who healed River I'm not reading other people's posts to figure out how Mason's connected to River... I SWEAR >.>;; Mason was sort of hard to link to River (Three Steps)

[blazing-general.livejournal.com]

Signum is a canonmate of Reinforce who once killed some Salamanders with her. (Two steps)

[broken-exorcist.livejournal.com]

Gah... let's see...

Gin: River is his babysitter (one step)

Allen: Got in an argument on the message boards with Schuldig who has helped River. (two steps)

Fai: Friend of Ururu, who has directly spoken to River. (two steps)

Kagura: Argued over the evil nature of bunnies with River over the message board. (one step)

[0bnoxious.livejournal.com]

Albel: has been saved by Mal once, who's a canonmate of River. (Two steps)

Scar (TLK): has briefly met the other Scar, who knew River. (two steps)