"Hey, it's not my fault that millions of years of evolution makes a lungful of water a bad idea. :| "

Hahahaha HE'S NOT VAIN AND PRIDEFUL LIKE THOSE OTHER VUX, REALLY! and Captain's all "Yes, sure, fine, whatever. God you're like the worst ally ever. *Takes care of*"
Fifteen pages? I AM INTRIGUED. 8D

D'AWWW OH POOR ZEX. Also bandaid eye is still the best thing ever. :D
... *dead of laughing* oh god phead would make mincemeat of ZEX XD and that little "you're screwed" at the bottom keeps making me crack up XD