This post does not smell like mayonnaise.

[mayomanoflove.livejournal.com]

Not sure if this has been asked before, but either way it's a question of vital and necessary importance for my character? T__T

What are the condiments like during the meals?  As in, what condiments are there like mayonnaise and what shapes/sizes/packaging do they come in?  That is, do they come in little packets that you tear open or whole entire bottles?  Are there brands on the mayonnaise condiments?  And if a patient tried to sneak a lot of the condiment outside the cafeteria at once or sneak a little of the condiment out a little at a time, would nurses stop them or would they be able to save up a hoard of mayonnaise some condiment over time?

Thanks!

Comments

[gentiana-clusii.livejournal.com]

Y'know, he should head to the kitchens at night. They probably have the huge 1 gallon foodservice jugs of it hanging around somewhere.

...otherwise I got nothin'. :D

[kobayashi89.livejournal.com]

/does his best not imagine Hijikata sitting down with a 1 gallon jug of maya like a manic depressive with a pint of ice cream
/fails
/makes his will check
/fails

I... don't think I'm eating this week.

[greyrook-22.livejournal.com]

The mental image... IT BURNS!!!

[greyrook-22.livejournal.com]

Sounds like a plan. Hijikata can take the mayo and Kagura will take everything else. \o/

You know, Hijijiji, he could just take the mayo bottle, go to his table, pour it all over his pizza and complain about how the place doesn't have enough mayo.

[mayomanoflove.livejournal.com]

Can I assume it's in a bottle, though? X__X

Don't call Papa "Hijijiji," brat D< It's inappropriate and disrespectful.

[greyrook-22.livejournal.com]

IDK one of your standard fastfood/hot dog cart refillable condiment bottle thingies?

[mayomanoflove.livejournal.com]

.........I read that as "dog food," you bastard D<

But good point. I'll just run with it, then :o

[mayomanoflove.livejournal.com]

........../just be glad you're not his roommate.

It would be ooc if it did not happen, I swear D