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MEME!
Now, I'm pretty sure this hasn't been done before, and if it has? I feel that it is my duty as a Damned citizen to expand upon it.
Ladies and Gentlemen, I present...
The Damned Drinking Game
DISCLAIMER: Of course, I'm not actually telling you all to go out and get drunk or whatevs; this is purely for fun and lulz. And if you really want to play it with alcohol? Well, have fun and don't chose something hard as your drink of choice.
Basically, if you haven't figured it out already, everyone who wants to contribute will post something that happens frequently at![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-community.gif)
damned or just in the OOC community along with a number of drinks to take.
Example 1: Take a drink every time Tad posts a meme.
Example 2: Take 2 drinks every time Schuldig badtouches Yohji in the shower.
Simple, right? If you don't understand, let me know; I'll attempt to clarify.
I shall add as you guys go~ Or... I think of something wittier than my very witty examples.
- Take a drink every time Daemon unintentionally seduces someone.
- Take 2 drinks every time Daemon intentionally seduces someone.
- Take 2 drinks every time somebody claims to be Claire's father.
- Take a drink every time you question whether or not the Petrellis are "just really close."
- Take a drink every time someone thinks Hitsugaya's a kid.
- Take a drink every time Aidou gets mad at someone.
^Take 2 drinks if it's because he started it.
- Take 2 drinks every time Gilgamesh calls somebody a mongrel.
^Take 3 drinks every time he does the Gilgamesh Cackle (def: laughing madly at someone for longer than 60 seconds straight).
- Take a drink every time Artemis complains about puberty.
- Take a drink every time Sousuke thinks about Kaname.
^Take two if he thinks about Miku instead.
- Take a drink every time Heiji flirts with someone.
^Take two if the flirting target is female.
- Take 2 drinks every time Ren wonders what the hell is wrong with the people he hangs out with.
- Take 2 drinks every time someone starts a fist fight in the cafeteria.
^Take an additional drink for every needle administered.
- Take a drink every time Edgeworth gets huffy at someone.
^Take two if they didn't deserve it.
^Take three if it's Gumshoe.
- Take a drink for every instance of subtext in Kurogane's posts
^Take two if it's in relation to Fai
- Take a drink for every time Rhode thinks about Allen Walker, 2 if it's about doing something horrible to him. D:
- Take a drink every time an Asian character complains about the food.
^Take 2 drinks if they want rice.
^Take 3 drinks if they get rice.
- Take a drink every time someone loses an article of clothing.
^Take 2 if the article of clothing is the character's pants.
^Take 3 if the character's pants are not lost for *censored*
- Take one drink each time someone publically solicits sex.
- Take three drinks each time a character gets so badly brutalized they're in a wheelchair.
- Take one drink every time a character declares that they will be escaping that day.
- Take a drink every time Zelgadis gets beat up for no good reason.
- Take a drink every time Phibrizzo and Zelgadis narrowly miss each other.
- Take two drinks every time Phibrizzo plots to make Zelgadis' even more miserable....
- Take a drink every time Xigbar makes someone uncomfortable.
- Take a drink every time Luxord threatens someone with cards.
^Two if it's Xigbar.
- Take a drink every time PHead manages to hurt someone.
- Take a drink every time Sakki manages to break some character's brain with character visitations/monster encounters/CM-US trials.
- Take 2 drinks every time someone makes fun of Kadaj's mother.
^Take 3 drinks if there's a reference to the Oedipus complex.
- Take a drink every time Wesker tells a lie
- Take a drink every time someone sees Wesker wearing sunglasses and thinks it's odd.
^Take 3 if it's nightshift.
- Take 3 drinks whenever a cross-fandom pairing happens.
- Take a drink every time someone puts up a character adoption post.
- Take a drink every time someone makes a post in the Lounge asking for volunteers to have their stuff stolen.
- Take a drink every time Reno hits on Barret just for the lulz *shot*
- Take a drink every time Mason spontaneously bursts into tears over Daisy Adair.
- Take a drink every time Mason gets badly injured.
^Take 2 when it's his own damn fault.
^Take 3 when Mason complains about his injuries and tries to make out like he didn't accidentally do them to himself.
- Take a drink every time Anya says something that makes Angel and/or Willow ridiculously uncomfortable.
^Take 2 if she doesn't realize how uncomfortable she's making them.
^Take another 2 if Angel and/or Willow change the topic as a direct result of what Anya says.
- Take a drink every time Anya and Histuyaga get in an argument on the bulletin board.
- Take a drink every time Homura makes someone uncomfortable.
^Take 2 drinks if it's a male.
- Take a drink every time Allen gets offended by something on the bulletin board.
- Take a drink every time Fai has a new nickname for Kurogane.
- Take a drink every time Fai lies about his personal information. :p
- Take a drink every time Kagura talks about Kyo.
- Take a drink every time someone is creeped out because Gin smiles too much.
- Take a drink every time Renji gives out brotherly hugs.
- Take a drink every time Gin and Jack flirt on the board.
- Take a drink every time Gin pesters someone.
- Take a drink whenever Albel calls someone a maggot.
^Take 2 whenever he threatens that person's life in the same sentence.
^Take 3 whenever that person lives to see another day.
- Take a drink whenever Scar fails to understand humans.
- Take 2 drinks every time Sai's smile is "less fake."
- Take a drink every time Sanji addresses Nami as "Nami-swan."
- Take a drink every time Sanji gets hearts in his eyes over a female character.
^2 if she isn't human.
^3 if she actually shows interest back.
- Take a drink every time Brooklyn is sarcastic.
- Take a drink every time Brooklyn wonders whether someone is a Child of Oberon.
^2 if he actually asks the person/being in question.
- Take a drink every time Ashton and/or Dias are interrupted during a personal moment.
^2 if Claude is involved.
- Take a drink every time Usopp mentions his eight thousand followers.
^2 if the number has increased.
- Take a drink every time Nami attempts to get to the basement.
^Drain the bottle if she actually gets there.
- Take a drink every time someone catches themselves saying something that might sound like it was making fun of Sasuke's blindness.
^2 if they do it intentionally.
^3 if Sasuke is actually offended.
- Take a drink every time Misa glomps Light.
- Take another if Lina uses the *facepalm* icon in Light's response to the above.
- Take a shot every time Kenshin says ORO!
^Take two if it was caused by Sanosuke.
^Three if it was caused by Okita.
- Take a shot every time Okita flirts with somebody.
^Take two if that somebody is Captain Jack Harkness.
- Take a shot every time Okita tries to kill provoke Kenshin.
^Take two if it, somehow, involves pens.
- Take a shot every time the twins switch identities.
^Take two if Light calls them out on it.
- Take a shot every time that somebody has a nosebleed.
^Two if it's a Bleach character.
^Three if it's Renji.
- Take a shot every time Valyn facepalms.
^Two if it was caused by Shadow.
^Three if it was Keman.
^Finish the bottle if it was Shana.
- Take one shot every time Aidou downs Kyon for existing
- Take one if someone threatens to beat up/kill Kyon
^2 if its Aidou
^3 if its Kaoru
- Take a drink every time Roy complains about how he doesn't get enough appreciation for all the work he does.
- Take a drink every time Guy has a gynophobic episode.
^Two if it's caused by a nurse.
^Three if it's caused by a guy who just looks a lot like a girl.
- Take a drink every time Luke is called on forgetting his room number.
- Take a drink every time Daemon and Renji have a questionable moment together.
^Two if it takes place in the shower.
^Three if Lucivar or River are there to make things worse.
- Take a drink every time Lucivar picks up a chair as a weapon.
- One drink for every time Jack Harkness makes Edgeworth feel uncomfortable.
- Two if Edgeworth winds up blushing and squirming.
- Three drinks every time someone gets sedated.
^Chug the bottle if it's River.
^Also chug the bottle if River caused someone else to get sedated.
- One drink for every moment of Kairi/Rukia cuteness. :)
Ladies and Gentlemen, I present...
DISCLAIMER: Of course, I'm not actually telling you all to go out and get drunk or whatevs; this is purely for fun and lulz. And if you really want to play it with alcohol? Well, have fun and don't chose something hard as your drink of choice.
Basically, if you haven't figured it out already, everyone who wants to contribute will post something that happens frequently at
damned or just in the OOC community along with a number of drinks to take. Example 1: Take a drink every time Tad posts a meme.
Example 2: Take 2 drinks every time Schuldig badtouches Yohji in the shower.
Simple, right? If you don't understand, let me know; I'll attempt to clarify.
I shall add as you guys go~ Or... I think of something wittier than my very witty examples.
- Take a drink every time Daemon unintentionally seduces someone.
- Take 2 drinks every time Daemon intentionally seduces someone.
- Take 2 drinks every time somebody claims to be Claire's father.
- Take a drink every time you question whether or not the Petrellis are "just really close."
- Take a drink every time someone thinks Hitsugaya's a kid.
- Take a drink every time Aidou gets mad at someone.
^Take 2 drinks if it's because he started it.
- Take 2 drinks every time Gilgamesh calls somebody a mongrel.
^Take 3 drinks every time he does the Gilgamesh Cackle (def: laughing madly at someone for longer than 60 seconds straight).
- Take a drink every time Artemis complains about puberty.
- Take a drink every time Sousuke thinks about Kaname.
^Take two if he thinks about Miku instead.
- Take a drink every time Heiji flirts with someone.
^Take two if the flirting target is female.
- Take 2 drinks every time Ren wonders what the hell is wrong with the people he hangs out with.
- Take 2 drinks every time someone starts a fist fight in the cafeteria.
^Take an additional drink for every needle administered.
- Take a drink every time Edgeworth gets huffy at someone.
^Take two if they didn't deserve it.
^Take three if it's Gumshoe.
- Take a drink for every instance of subtext in Kurogane's posts
^Take two if it's in relation to Fai
- Take a drink for every time Rhode thinks about Allen Walker, 2 if it's about doing something horrible to him. D:
- Take a drink every time an Asian character complains about the food.
^Take 2 drinks if they want rice.
^Take 3 drinks if they get rice.
- Take a drink every time someone loses an article of clothing.
^Take 2 if the article of clothing is the character's pants.
^Take 3 if the character's pants are not lost for *censored*
- Take one drink each time someone publically solicits sex.
- Take three drinks each time a character gets so badly brutalized they're in a wheelchair.
- Take one drink every time a character declares that they will be escaping that day.
- Take a drink every time Zelgadis gets beat up for no good reason.
- Take a drink every time Phibrizzo and Zelgadis narrowly miss each other.
- Take two drinks every time Phibrizzo plots to make Zelgadis' even more miserable....
- Take a drink every time Xigbar makes someone uncomfortable.
- Take a drink every time Luxord threatens someone with cards.
^Two if it's Xigbar.
- Take a drink every time PHead manages to hurt someone.
- Take a drink every time Sakki manages to break some character's brain with character visitations/monster encounters/CM-US trials.
- Take 2 drinks every time someone makes fun of Kadaj's mother.
^Take 3 drinks if there's a reference to the Oedipus complex.
- Take a drink every time Wesker tells a lie
- Take a drink every time someone sees Wesker wearing sunglasses and thinks it's odd.
^Take 3 if it's nightshift.
- Take 3 drinks whenever a cross-fandom pairing happens.
- Take a drink every time someone puts up a character adoption post.
- Take a drink every time someone makes a post in the Lounge asking for volunteers to have their stuff stolen.
- Take a drink every time Reno hits on Barret just for the lulz *shot*
- Take a drink every time Mason spontaneously bursts into tears over Daisy Adair.
- Take a drink every time Mason gets badly injured.
^Take 2 when it's his own damn fault.
^Take 3 when Mason complains about his injuries and tries to make out like he didn't accidentally do them to himself.
- Take a drink every time Anya says something that makes Angel and/or Willow ridiculously uncomfortable.
^Take 2 if she doesn't realize how uncomfortable she's making them.
^Take another 2 if Angel and/or Willow change the topic as a direct result of what Anya says.
- Take a drink every time Anya and Histuyaga get in an argument on the bulletin board.
- Take a drink every time Homura makes someone uncomfortable.
^Take 2 drinks if it's a male.
- Take a drink every time Allen gets offended by something on the bulletin board.
- Take a drink every time Fai has a new nickname for Kurogane.
- Take a drink every time Fai lies about his personal information. :p
- Take a drink every time Kagura talks about Kyo.
- Take a drink every time someone is creeped out because Gin smiles too much.
- Take a drink every time Renji gives out brotherly hugs.
- Take a drink every time Gin and Jack flirt on the board.
- Take a drink every time Gin pesters someone.
- Take a drink whenever Albel calls someone a maggot.
^Take 2 whenever he threatens that person's life in the same sentence.
^Take 3 whenever that person lives to see another day.
- Take a drink whenever Scar fails to understand humans.
- Take 2 drinks every time Sai's smile is "less fake."
- Take a drink every time Sanji addresses Nami as "Nami-swan."
- Take a drink every time Sanji gets hearts in his eyes over a female character.
^2 if she isn't human.
^3 if she actually shows interest back.
- Take a drink every time Brooklyn is sarcastic.
- Take a drink every time Brooklyn wonders whether someone is a Child of Oberon.
^2 if he actually asks the person/being in question.
- Take a drink every time Ashton and/or Dias are interrupted during a personal moment.
^2 if Claude is involved.
- Take a drink every time Usopp mentions his eight thousand followers.
^2 if the number has increased.
- Take a drink every time Nami attempts to get to the basement.
^Drain the bottle if she actually gets there.
- Take a drink every time someone catches themselves saying something that might sound like it was making fun of Sasuke's blindness.
^2 if they do it intentionally.
^3 if Sasuke is actually offended.
- Take a drink every time Misa glomps Light.
- Take another if Lina uses the *facepalm* icon in Light's response to the above.
- Take a shot every time Kenshin says ORO!
^Take two if it was caused by Sanosuke.
^Three if it was caused by Okita.
- Take a shot every time Okita flirts with somebody.
^Take two if that somebody is Captain Jack Harkness.
- Take a shot every time Okita tries to kill provoke Kenshin.
^Take two if it, somehow, involves pens.
- Take a shot every time the twins switch identities.
^Take two if Light calls them out on it.
- Take a shot every time that somebody has a nosebleed.
^Two if it's a Bleach character.
^Three if it's Renji.
- Take a shot every time Valyn facepalms.
^Two if it was caused by Shadow.
^Three if it was Keman.
^Finish the bottle if it was Shana.
- Take one shot every time Aidou downs Kyon for existing
- Take one if someone threatens to beat up/kill Kyon
^2 if its Aidou
^3 if its Kaoru
- Take a drink every time Roy complains about how he doesn't get enough appreciation for all the work he does.
- Take a drink every time Guy has a gynophobic episode.
^Two if it's caused by a nurse.
^Three if it's caused by a guy who just looks a lot like a girl.
- Take a drink every time Luke is called on forgetting his room number.
- Take a drink every time Daemon and Renji have a questionable moment together.
^Two if it takes place in the shower.
^Three if Lucivar or River are there to make things worse.
- Take a drink every time Lucivar picks up a chair as a weapon.
- One drink for every time Jack Harkness makes Edgeworth feel uncomfortable.
- Two if Edgeworth winds up blushing and squirming.
- Three drinks every time someone gets sedated.
^Chug the bottle if it's River.
^Also chug the bottle if River caused someone else to get sedated.
- One drink for every moment of Kairi/Rukia cuteness. :)
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