Meme time again!

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Because the chat demands it for GREAT JUSTICE...

DAMNED ANONYMOUS FIC/ART MEME

1) ANONYMOUSLY post a pairing/character/monster/whatever and a prompt.
2) ANONYMOUSLY fill as many prompts as you want.
3) ???
4) PROFIT.

Same rules as last time. At least one character in your prompt must already be a character in the game but other than that..go wild. 8D Try to fill as many prompts as you request. This isn't a rule but it's a nice thing to do to keep the meme alive.

WARN IN THE SUBJECT LINE FOR ADULT CONTENT (♥) OR SPOILERS. ty.

[example]

HAVE AT IT! XO

Comments

[(Anonymous)]

I HATE YOU ALL!!! *NEVER saying who she likes in chat ever again!!*

[(Anonymous)]

ilu 2~

[(Anonymous)]

Kurikara+Keman+Hiei

One big happy family?

[notachick.livejournal.com]

....I WILL POST TO THIS/WRITE FOR THIS WHEN NOT SURROUNDED BY TEACHERS. 8D

[(Anonymous)]

PSST! IT'S SUPPOSED TO BE ANONYMOUS. xDDD

[(Anonymous)]

L/Mello. *cackle*

[(Anonymous)]

And chocolate as the prompt. So original, I know.

[(Anonymous)]

Hijikata/Okita

Prompt: Promises

[(Anonymous)]

sorry, this is extremely failget, but

[(Anonymous)]

Nobodies. Prompt: Fried chicken.

What.

[(Anonymous)]

Harry Potter/Edward Cullen

Prompt: Wounds

[(Anonymous)]

I know that Edward is a "vegetarian" vampire, but this just sprang into my head and wouldn't go away. So voila!

[IMG]http://i25.tinypic.com/aevf52.jpg[/IMG]

[(Anonymous)]

Haku/Artemis

Prompt: 1st Date

I REGRET NOTHING

[(Anonymous)]

[(Anonymous)]

Miku/Sousuke

Prompt: Safety

[(Anonymous)]

She's never had anyone like him before. Always the shy girl in class, easily overlooked. The freaky girl who'd obviously destroy anyone's popularity if they hung out with her. And even later, her own job, her own time and money, but she's too different to get close to someone, seen too much that most people can't even understand.

She's never longed for the burning passionate love of romantic stories because she's seen what getting close to people like that can do when it isn't tames and muted. She'll settle for distant friendship, safe. and maybe it won't make her heart pound or her breath come short whenever she sees someone, but no-one will get hurt that way.

She couldn't seem to keep that distance with him, so honest and straightforward in everything he does and maybe some of his passion had bled into her, infected her because he's red when he should be a muted cool blue.

Even drawing away doesn't work because he follows, unwilling or unable to give up his charge even if she tells him to, which she'll never do because somehow... she likes it, even if she knows that she shouldn't. She needs to tell him, to warn him and push him back to the blue end of the spectrum, safe.

It's when the name on his lips changes, that automatic reaction to the person he wants to protect, that she realises it's different with him. He's seen his own horrors, his own ghosts and maybe they're of a different type to those that she sees, but its still more than all the rest.

He understands.

It isn't the kind of fire which rages, but the kind that warms, the kind that keeps the darkness and the spirits at bay.

And slowly, he tinges the whole world with red.

[(Anonymous)]

Alfons/Ritsuka/Miku
Prompt: Home

[(Anonymous)]

http://i26.tinypic.com/amtv0p.jpg

[(Anonymous)]

Usopp and Sai
Prompt: DO WHAT YOU WANT 'CUZ A PIRATE IS FREE

Y Yes, I do ship it nao. :B But it doesn't need to be shippyfic~

But I encourage people to fill out the Arty/Haku prompt first. sdlahkk;jh YES. YES.

[(Anonymous)]

Usopp told him he had something he wanted to share with him - a fun activity that greatly strengthened to bonds between two people. Curious, Sai agreed to join him in this activity without even first questioning what it was. In retrospect, perhaps he should have given it more thought. At the time he'd simply been willing to try anything.

"Good!" the pirate leaned closer to his friend, giving the other a conspiratory wink that promised nothing but mischief. "It's simple. All you have to do first... is take off your pants."

--

Thirty minutes later, sweaty and breathless, the two of them lay on the floor of Usopp's room. Both wore matching smiles, faces flushed red.

After a moment, the pirate reached over and patted the ninja on the back, grinning. "I think that's the best I've ever had it!"

"Really?" Sai sat up, taking in both of their nearly naked figures. "I suppose it was pretty exciting."

"You bet!" Usopp followed suit. "We'll have to go longer next time."

"You think so?" The ninja stood up, searching for his shirt somewhere in the mess of clothing articles. "I dunno. I think there's probably better things we could be doing with our time at night than streaking through the Institute in our underwear."

"Well, yeah... But what else let's you feel as free??"

[(Anonymous)]

oh come on I couldn't resist

Guy/Claude (or Claude/Guy?!) Prompt: milestones★

[(Anonymous)]

"Well, you see," Claude said to Guy as they sat beneath a courtyard tree's cool shade, "it isn't like we just went and hurled people off into space from the get go. It was a long process mostly fueled by the fierce rivalry between the United States and the Soviet Union. First satellites, then rockets, then sending animals out into space, sending and receiving signals from way out there, that sort of thing. A bunch of different milestones leading to the big event, I guess you could say."

"Right, I figured it was something like that from what you've told me before," the other blond responded as he leaned back against the tree's trunk, and he watched as a younger captive did sit-ups by the pond. Claude glanced over at Guy and leaned back too, but chose to stare at the bright, blue sky, preferring it to the prison around them. He listened as Guy continued speaking. "And with all the research, designing and testing that went into our airships, I'm sure the amount of work that went into building a spaceship was staggering. I mentioned that people from the Dawn Age had started on something similar, but..."

"The Dawn Age, huh?" Claude rested his arms on his knees as he watched a bird fly overhead. "It sounds like it was a pretty advanced time. Some things sound comparable to 20th century Earth, but honestly, I don't even know if my time is capable of doing some of the things you've told me." Erecting trees that raised the planet's surface from a muddy poison? It was incredible!

"And there's still a lot we don't know about it," Guy added. "It's like everything started back from square one after the Dawn Age, if you consider all the technology that was lost."

"But it's not like you guys are living in the dark ages or anything now, right?" the Earthling said, though it took him a brief moment to respond because he'd been staring at an oddly shaped cloud. "It seems like your civilization is moving along pretty nicely, despite the set-backs."

"Well, the only reason we have airships now is because we found old fontech from back then," the older blond explained. "And if people from the Dawn Age couldn't figure out how to break through the planet's atmosphere, I doubt I'll be seeing anything like that in my lifetime." The notion sounded vaguely sad coming from him, though Claude wasn't sure if it was because of Guy's tone or because he knew how happy it'd make Guy to see something so marvelous. He suspected it was a bit of both, though.

"Maybe there'll be a big breakthrough," Claude said brightly. "If your people can better understand what exactly makes the airships work, and you can make your very own, original models, then that by itself would be a giant leap forward, don't you think?"

"True," Guy admitted, and he quietly smiled at the thought as his gaze became lost in the pond's reflection. "But sending a person to the moon? I don't know. It doesn't seem likely I'll see it." Claude knew he wasn't trying to be a pessimist, but was trying to be more realistic about the situation, despite how exciting the prospect was. And it was then an idea came to him.

Without even thinking, the younger blond turned to Guy, suddenly looking earnest. "You'll see it," he said firmly. "When we get out of here, I'll take you to the moon myself. I promise." Startled, Guy sharply turned towards Claude, his eyebrows raised.

"What? Are you serious?"

To be honest, the words had left Claude's mouth before he'd had a chance to properly think them over, but he had meant everything he'd said. "Of course! Why, you could even bring Luke, and we could all take a trip together. Don't you think that sounds nice?"

"It doesn't sound nice," Guy said, and for a split second, Claude almost ducked his head, feeling oddly embarrassed for suggesting something so silly, until the other blond continued. "It sounds fantastic! I'd love to go to the moon with you! I can't even imagine what it's like!" Guy let out a huge breath as he settled back against the tree trunk, and he practically glowed at the thought. He wasn't looking at the walls around them, or the other patients, or even Claude anymore, but up above, and once he saw the way Guy's eyes reflected the blue sky, something warm swelled in his heart.

[(Anonymous)]

QUESTION

Can we draw art for this meme?!

[(Anonymous)]

ART IS WELCOME!

[(Anonymous)]

Pyramid Head/Kadaj. Prompt: Their respective issues.

[(Anonymous)]

............................................... WHAT?!?!??!

[(Anonymous)]

Pair: Rena x Mion
Prompt: Rena loses control and has her way with Mion.

um, probably nsfw? to be on the safe side?

[(Anonymous)]

anon comes with more failget

..hurray for boob grabbing

[(Anonymous)]

Beatrix/Naomi, prompt: friends with benefits

[(Anonymous)]

As if this wasn't obvious...

Luffy/Zoro
Prompt: "AUGH!"

Worksafe/Semi-cracky (hope it's all right!)

[(Anonymous)]

An archaeologist claims he found some gold coins dated 46 B.C. Do you believe him?

Riddles had never been the swordsman's thing, especially when they came from giant monsters that could talk. Those usually attacked. He'd almost attacked this Sphinx-whatever as well but had stopped because it had stared talking. And now it was wanting them to answer weird questions? What was with that? A fight would have been much better for settling things. "Ah...?"

The Sphinx bowed its head to them, "You have five min--"

"No," Luffy blurted before the creature could finish, "I don't believe him."

"WHY ARE YOU ANSWERING?!" Zoro screamed, but it was already too late. His captain never was able to keep his mouth shut when it really mattered. It was Luffy that had gotten them into this whole mess in the first place with agreeing to take this things stupid challenge!

I any event, Luffy did not need to be answering riddles!

Luffy looked at his first mate, pouting, "I can't believe a "him". Robin's our Archaeologist, and she's not a him. So, I can't believe him!"

"THAT'S YOU'RE LOGIC?!" Zoro's mouth dropped.

The Sphinx was oddly annoyed with being interrupted and turned a haughty eye down at the one who'd answered. "Is that your reasoning, human?"

Zoro looked up at the beast, tensing, then gave Luffy a pleading, but commanding look, "Take it back, Luffy! Right now!"

"Why should I?" Luffy cocked his head, "Do you have a better answer, Zoro?"

"No, but whatever I come up with is going to be better than that!" Honestly, Zoro hadn't the slightest idea how to answer the riddle, but he was dead serious with what he was saying. There was no way the beast was going to take the logic of his idiotic captain as a proper answer! No one would take that!

The sphinx might have felt some sympathy for the green-haired man if it had honestly cared for human interactions. As stood though, its only concern was the confirmation or denial that the smaller human had all of four minutes to present. "I am not patient, humans. I only present the time limit to be fair. However, as you have given an answer, unless you claim it as being final soon, I will decide it as such and conclude this test based upon it."

Zoro did not like the sound of that. Unless he did something, this things was going to take Luffy's answer! "Give us a minu--!"

"Right, that's our answer!"

"Luffy?!?!"

The answer was confirmed now. And though half of it was accurate, the reasoning was wrong. For that, there would have to be a punishment. "Incorrect," it said simply, then began to move from its position, rising up upon its strong legs and looming over them.

"What? How's that not the answer?" Luffy protested, completely baffled that he'd been wrong.

"THAT'S NOT IMPORTANT RIGHT NOW, YOU IDIOT!" Zoro roared, knowing that Luffy'd once again driven them into another tight spot. The way out was blocked, and the Sphinx creature's composure had changed. Zoro could feel the tension in the air and the amount of blood lust now flowing before them. He heaved an annoyed growl and readied for a fight, mentally swearing to throttle his captain for this later.

Why did this always have to happen?!

[(Anonymous)]

Pair: LightxMisa (unexpected!)
Prompt: Normal

[(Anonymous)]

Pair: Signum/Hokuto
Prompt: What are they teaching kids these days?

[(Anonymous)]

Ashton/Axel. Yes, in that order.

Prompt: Feminine.

I REGRET NOTHING

[(Anonymous)]

FORGIVE ME

I HAD TO

[(Anonymous)]

Dias/Ashton. Prompt- unexpected

[(Anonymous)]

Pair: Light/Misa
Prompt: Putting the "fun" back in "freaking unhealthy," "fantastically delusional," and "fuck, woman, LEAVE ME ALONE" since May 5, 2004!

HAY I'M OBVIOUS. 8D ♥

[(Anonymous)]

.... May 25th, not May 5th. DON'T KILL ME, OH GOD.

[(Anonymous)]

History Club
Prompt: Tension

[(Anonymous)]

Daemon & Renji; just once

[(Anonymous)]

Renji didn't know how he got himself into such absurd situations sometimes. It was if fate enjoyed playing this little game of seeing how awkward and uncomfortable he could become. It wasn't bad enough that he was now stuck in a janitor's closet with what seemed a monstrous horde just waiting for him to emerge. No, he had to be stuck in a dark closet with the one person he'd rather never be alone with again.

“Quit fucking breathing on my neck,” Renji snarled, elbowing Daemon in the ribs.

Daemon chuckled, his breath warm as he shifted behind Renji which only aggravated the red head even more. “Would you prefer I hold my breath or stop breathing all together?”

“This isn't a joke!” Renji snapped, turning his head only to catch Daemon's amused gaze, his gold eyes glinting even in the darkness. His traitorous heart seemed to skip a beat and Renji took a quick step back only to hit his back against the door. The monsters on the outside roared to life at the sound, leaping and scratching at the flimsy wooden door.

“Do you hear them out there?” Renji said, glaring at Daemon since it was the only thing he could do to mask his uncertainty about the situation. “We're stuck and you're not helping by grinning like a fucking cat so either help me think of a way out of here or just back off!”

Daemon's smile disappeared and he sighed, rubbing his forehead. “I'm sorry,” he apologized causing Renji to snort.

“Yeah, yeah,” he dismissed. “You're always sorry. It gets old after awhile.”

Silence followed his words as the two men stared at each other in the darkness of the closet and there it was – that horrible pregnant pause that indicated there was something more beneath Renji's words, something more between them that Renji refused to admit. He couldn't admit it because it was against everything he believed about himself. He'd never been confused before, especially not about something like this. He was a Shinigami and his life revolved around that. The only other person he'd ever have time for was Rukia and she made sense. Daemon, and the things Renji's body felt that horrible night was something else entirely. And it bugged him the fuck out.

“Renji...” Daemon purred, taking a step closer which only made Renji move back against the door.

“Don't!” Renji said quickly, hating that his voice sounded halfway between a whimper and a plea. “Just fucking stay where you are. Don't touch me.”

[(Anonymous)]

William Birkin/Armand St. Just
Wasted youth

[(Anonymous)]

*boggles*