Here's just some random amusement for you all. Most know I work in a hospital, and there's always insanity going on. There's always something going on. We have a:
Doctor Rufus - Behavioural Science
Doctor Barret - Internal Medicine
Mr Wesker - public affairs
Dr Schwarz - ENT
Claire Bennet - Volunteer
Nurse Crawford - Head nurse of ENT (tall and thin with black hair)
Joe McCool - yes, that's his real name
Father Sephiroth - Russian Orthodox priest that visits
Edward Brock - Intern
Reno is a family name up here, and I see them all the time. Still waiting for a redhead one.
Diagnosis:
Neurological Test - anal wink present
Assessment - Blisters on right food.
Doctor's notes - "Again, need to think of an infectious etiology". Yes, that was actually on a chart as his comment.
Lady had a hysterectomy. It was noted on the chart under the diagnosis of 'Acquired absense of uterus'. There was a man who had his nose broken in a fight, and they listed it as '738.0 - Acquired nose deformity'.
EDIT: Have to add this one. The newest thing doctors are using to explain things like Carpal Tunnel Syndrome: Overuse Syndrome.
Events:
Martin Landel stole my James-hugging-PHead plushy and is holding it for ransom.
Doctor Rufus - Behavioural Science
Doctor Barret - Internal Medicine
Mr Wesker - public affairs
Dr Schwarz - ENT
Claire Bennet - Volunteer
Nurse Crawford - Head nurse of ENT (tall and thin with black hair)
Joe McCool - yes, that's his real name
Father Sephiroth - Russian Orthodox priest that visits
Edward Brock - Intern
Reno is a family name up here, and I see them all the time. Still waiting for a redhead one.
Diagnosis:
Neurological Test - anal wink present
Assessment - Blisters on right food.
Doctor's notes - "Again, need to think of an infectious etiology". Yes, that was actually on a chart as his comment.
Lady had a hysterectomy. It was noted on the chart under the diagnosis of 'Acquired absense of uterus'. There was a man who had his nose broken in a fight, and they listed it as '738.0 - Acquired nose deformity'.
EDIT: Have to add this one. The newest thing doctors are using to explain things like Carpal Tunnel Syndrome: Overuse Syndrome.
Events:
Martin Landel stole my James-hugging-PHead plushy and is holding it for ransom.
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