Title: A Day in the Life
Author: jennifer
Betas: david_grana took a look at the first half or so. The second half is all my doing.
Word Count: 2174
Rating: PG at most.
Characters: Various OCs, Head Nurse Lydia, Martin Landel, House, Wilson, Washu, Maggie Burroughs, Allelujah, Ophelia, Minato, Yukari, Phoenix, Falis, the Xenomorph, Hitsugaya, Celes, brief references to Mikami, Chidori, Akihiko, Mitsuru, Brennan, and Billy/Dr. Horrible
Summary: The doctors that perform M-U and SC are just as human as the rest of us.
Notes: I eschewed paragraph format in favor of something more akin to diary format. May contain crack in copious quantities. May also contain references to the background music I used for writing this. Also, my apologies to those who I discussed my other fic idea with. It just wasn't coming together, though I do intend to TRY and finish one day.

( It was just your average day, really... )

Title: Fowl's Seven
Author: Serey/Kouject
Beta: Souji and Rini ♥
Word Count: *cough*6,105*COUGH*
Rating: Uh... PG? I guess...?
Characters: Artemis Fowl II, Haku, Zabuza, Hitsugaya Toushirou, Schuldig, Farfarello, Obi-Wan Kenobi, Skuld, The Doctor, Holly Short, ???, brief mentions of other characters.
Pairing(s): Artemis/Haku
Summary: Don't blink.

Notes: Written for murasaki_kaze. BECAUSE I COULD. :[ Though I kind of fail seeing as none of her characters show up in this. |D;;; Thought that counts?

Also, YES, IT'S WAY OVER. But I cut as much as I could and ended up with... this. Reader beware, it's one of my typical fics. >_>;

( Don’t blink. )

Title: Fowl's Seven
Author: Serey/Kouject
Beta: Souji and Rini ♥
Word Count: *cough*6,105*COUGH*
Rating: Uh... PG? I guess...?
Characters: Artemis Fowl II, Haku, Zabuza, Hitsugaya Toushirou, Schuldig, Farfarello, Obi-Wan Kenobi, Skuld, The Doctor, Holly Short, ???, brief mentions of other characters.
Pairing(s): Artemis/Haku
Summary: Don't blink.

( No srsly, don’t blink. :| )

Okay, I hadn't been sure about whether or not to wait for dayshift to intro S.T., but then I realized I have this entire weekend free and the other half is out of town. Which seems like an ideal time. So Sangamon Taylor toxicspiderman is up for grabs.

Would anyone like to give a bitchy eco-activist a short course in surviving at Landel's? Micro-biography: he's 29, fully human, a crackerjack biochemist, from 1989 Boston, and a nice guy underneath the attitude. He's also likely to be convinced he's either the victim of an elaborate prank or having a bad reaction to one of a wide variety of recreational pharmaceuticals until it's proven otherwise.

I won't be on AIM/threading until ~7pm EDT when I get home from work, but I'm working on his wakeup post now. (And as all I'm doing for Halloween is handing out candy, I should be around all evening.)

ETA: Intro is here if you want to see what you'd be getting into. He'll go along with whatever someone's plans are, as long as it doesn't sound too crazy off the bat.

Sorry I haven't been around the last couple days--not feeling so great. And today I have a dentist's appointment, which isn't likely to help much. I'll try to post tonight anyway, but it may be tomorrow.

And questions:

1. Junior-mun: Everything okay? Did I miss a hiatus notice? Or get the meeting point for the history club group wrong...?

2. Shira: We still on for adopting Tokito?

3. Souji: Did we want to do Haku and Farf meeting this NS, or did you throw Haku somewhere while I was gone?

Title: Spice
Author: Sam (dame_grise )
Beta: Callie
Word Count: 3748
Rating: adult (for fluffy smut)
Characters: Armand St Just, TK-622, Citan Uzuki and mention of Bridget.
Pairing(s): Armand/TK
Summary:  After months of UST and an attack from an unexpected source, Armand and TK well...  you know. (I was told there were messed up characters. I replaced what I could, but since I can't see them at all, it's tricky.)

( Wasn't it little girls who were supposed be made of sugar and spice? )

I'm putting Gumshoe (ham_fisted) on hiatus for nightshift. I have a major essay due next week and RL in general hasn't settled down.

Sue and Jen: sorry for deciding this later than I should have, but I really don't want to hold you guys up.
Linny and Elisabeth: thank you for being patient with me. I wouldn't have signed up for visitor things if I'd known I'd be this slow.

Grace (Gumshoe/Manny)

Title: Q and A
Author: MurasakiKaze "Kaze"
Beta (if applicable): Re, Duski, Kouje--er, Serey
Word Count: 2,109
Rating: G? Nothing much happens :c Mentions of blood but dude, Disney does that shit
Character(s): Lydia, Martin Landel, Alec Doyle, Jill - brief mention of certain doctors
Pairing(s) (if applicable): Nien :c
Summary: In her head, all the horror made sense. It all boiled down to the Q&A of everyday life.
Notes (if applicable): Oh, the fun of taking liberties. :|

( When people asked her about her job, she never really said much. Oh, certainly she answered their questions and talked about it, but as anyone knows, a person could speak for years without ever really saying a thing. )

I was hoping not to have to do this, but unfortunately being sick has put me hopelessly behind in my classwork, and I need to pare down on gaming to get caught up. I'm going on hiatus for about a week and a half. I should be back around November 10th, once I'm through midterm tests and projects (and hopefully no longer sick, too).

Hiatus applies for both gray_gambit and i_dont_paint.

Title: Countdown
Author: Javits / Eli (javits)
Beta: Kiarae gave it a quick look
Word Count: 4,990
Rating: PG-13 for mild language, violence, and Franky
Character(s): The Straw Hat crew (Luffy, Zoro, [Nami], Usopp, Sanji, Chopper, [Robin], [Franky], Brook), Indiana Jones, Hitsugaya, Eddie Brock, Martin Landel, with mentions of Sai, Danny Fenton/Phantom, Argilla, Homura, Kaku, and Your Exorcist of Choice.
Pairing(s): None
Summary: When it came right down to it, Martin Landel didn't stand a chance. Not when they all had help from each other.
Notes: This is split apart into a bunch of shorts, but they're all tied together (some more loosely than others). Some general liberties were taken when it comes to unknown factors, and some characters who aren't in the game (yet) appear; I like the idea of the whole Straw Hat crew showing up, and I couldn't resist using Indiana Jones even though I don't know what that application's status is. Apologies for any/all butchering of characters.

( 8: A Madhouse and a Gentleman )
( 7: The Spoils of War )
( 6: Signs of Decay )
( 5: Panacea )
( 4: Delicacy )
( 3: The Resourceful Captain Usopp )
( 2: Contacts and Contracts )
( 1: Power/less )
( 0: Impact )

Title: The Best Laid Plans of Mice and Men Oft Go Awry
Author: Izanagi
Beta (if applicable): Clover (but if it sucks it's all my fault)
Word Count: 4,279
Rating: PG-13
Character(s): Archer, Celes, Brook, Dante, Kratos, Sheena, Raine, Hokuto, Gilgamesh, Jill, Hitsugaya, Homura (very brief mention), Schuldig (implied)
Pairing(s) (if applicable): None
Summary: It's time for the great escape. Plans are made, alliances are forged, and some outside help is finally coming through. But let's not forget, they're up against Martin Landel. He's sure to have a trick or two up his sleeve.
Notes (if applicable): Nothing you need to worry about, besides the fact that this fic is fairly long. I hope I don't offend anyone with my portrayal of their characters.

( Hope is a dangerous thing. )

Title: Landel's Damned Caipirinha
Artist/Animator: eryncerise
Betas: chisakki, callie_chan, my brother, and my mom's girlfriend
Number of Individual Drawings: About 30, give or take (hard to count, since a few of the drawings are barely altered versions of other drawings)
Rating: G (though, there is a teeny tiny bit of blood, and one rightfully deserved punch in the face)
Characters in Order of Appearance: Martin Landel, Danny Fenton, Luffy, Sora, Momo, Hitsugaya, Rangiku, Gin, Pyramid Head, Javert, Shito, Elle, Kenshin, Okita, Badou, Soubi, Ritsuka, Dias, Ashton, Edward Elric, Scar, Forte, GLaDOS, Jack/Alec Doyle
Pairings: Pyramid Head x Rangiku and Gin, Badou x Cigarettes, and Soubi x Ritsuka if you squint hard enough.
Summary: Landel and the peons of his institute dance a merry dance.
Notes: Poses and some facial expressions taken from this Legend of Zelda Caipirinha, which in turn took its cues from the original Caipirinha.

Whew, all done and submitted right under the wire (no thanks to horribly slow upload speeds)! I wish I could have included all of the characters who were volunteered! Unfortunately, my hand probably would have fallen off if I had. D: Also, apologies for the over-abundance of anime/manga characters; I'm just a lot more familiar with a lot of them than I am with others. I tried to include characters from other media in there as well! Really I did!

Lastly: yes, I suck at light source. Sorry. ^^;;; In my defence, this project is all for fun, and as such, art quality was less of a concern for me when compared to just making people grin (and hopefully ROFL).

Full Quality QuickTime Video (Large file! Please right-click and "Save As"): http://robomiko.com/landelcapi.mov

YouTube (Poor video quality. QuickTime version recommended): http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ihSWiqYsPrM&fmt=6

Stills: http://s18.photobucket.com/albums/b133/tenchikaze/Capirinha%20Screens/

EDIT: Feel free to make use of the stills for profile pics, icons and what have you! :D

Title: McLandel's
Author: Callie
Beta: Sakki, Tiassa
Word Count: 3,975
Rating: PG-13 for language, I guess?
Characters: Dias, Ashton, Claude, Jade, Guy, Qui-Gon, Obi-Wan, Schuldig, Farfarello, Yohji, Artemis, Demyx, Ginji, Matsuda, Hanatarou, L, Jason Bourne, SECRET CHARACTERS
Pairing(s): Dias/Ashton and Guy/Claude (I MAINTAIN MY PREVIOUS POSITION ON THESE TWO) are the only two pairings that are noticeable. Schuldig pairings are still in effect from last fic but not at all referenced. :D
Summary: The resistance's reconnaissance goes terribly awry, and things get a hell of a lot worse before they start getting better.
Notes: Takes place not long after my last Oktoberfest fic. :3 YES, I WROTE TWO. No, I don't know why. Sorry I hit less characters this time, but I focused more on just one group than the last fic.

( McLandel's )

I probably should've said something about this earlier, but I'm doing NaNo again this year - what with this and my current inability to post from work, don't be surprised if I'm slow posting for Yue, Hanatarou, and Ayumu until things clear up and/or I finish my novel.

I'll do my best to keep up with threads and all, but just keep that in mind. ^^;;; ♥

Title: Chat Made Me Do It
Author: Re (itsabere)
Beta: Duski (kind of? ♥)
Word Count: 2,111
Rating: Pretty sure it's G.
Characters: Yuffie Kisaragi, Kuroba Kaito, mentions of Sagara Sanosuke, Himura Kenshin, Okita Souji, Hattori Heiji (and Kudo Shinichi), and Martin Landel.
Pairing(s): Yuffie/Sano is heavily implied?
Summary 1: He solemnly swears he is up to no good.
Summary 2: Yuffie is stupid in that special, special way.
Summary 3: Picking up the pieces.
Notes: I apologise for mutilating characters, being vague, making no sense, and... yeah. |D; Also, the title? Chat made me do it. :|

( Fic 1 - The Big Idea )
( Fic 2 - Beating Around The Bush )
( Fic 3 - Home )

Title: Art
Author: Acid
Beta (if applicable): None
Word Count: 6 pictures?
Rating: G
Character(s): Nny, Zexion, Pyramid Head, Mello, Radio-man, Necrit, Aquila
Pairing(s) (if applicable): Zexion/Nny? Waffles/Pyramid Head
Summary: Crappy art. I haven't drawn in a long time, so....*hides*
Notes (if applicable): I appologize for this horror. My scanner decided to break on me, so I ran over to my friend's house to take pictures with her shiny, shiny digital camera.

( HERE BE ART )

Title: Jiraiya's Goal
Author: Icelightning
Beta (if applicable): None
Word Count: 2,655
Rating: PG/PG-13
Characters: Naruto, Jiraiya, mentions of Renamon, brief appearance of Pyramid Head
Pairing(s) (if applicable): None, but maaaybe JiraiyaXRenamon if you look at it squinty-eyed?
Summary: Jiraiya is searching for something, and is dragging Naruto along, but won't say for what.
Notes (if applicable): Lost a bit of steam at the end, and I'm sure there's a couple of Landel's canon inconsistencies with the descriptions, but it should still be enjoyable despite that.
Genre: General/Comedy/COMPLETE Lack of Seriousness

( So why the hell are you dragging me along with you, Ero-Sennin? )