To the pitiful mortals of the "community" known as damned:

I shall be arriving in the morning. Feel free to kneel, curtsy, bow, or perform whatever sort of obeisance is culturally appropriate to you. (We will work on developing a more standardized form of greeting later, have no fear.) I shall graciously accept flowers, chocolates¹, well-done portraits showing only my best side, the heads of any of the sad conglomeration of clowns known as the Avengers, and musical tributes as symbols of your appreciation. Phials of agonized tears are also acceptable, but only if they are fresh.

We shall have ever so much fun. And by we, I of course mean I.

Love and kisses,
Loki

(aka Katsu)



1 - Though none of those foul things with nougat in them, please. It sticks terribly in one's teeth and is unhygienic. All makers of nougat will be slaughtered under the new regime.